Flushing our Freedom away

Perhaps even more than Al-Qaeda, international organizations pose the greatest threat to the security of Our Nation. The UN, when not selling bootleg Iraqi oil to our sworn enemies like China, France, or Switzerland, is trying to turn Christian Womanhood into an army of angry lesbians, or patrolling our streets with their black helicopters. The European Union spends it congresses arguing for the soonest date they can submit to sharia, and whether or not they can blame America in the process. Unicef has raised more money for the children of terrorists than a thousand Saudi Arabian telethons. But that's nothing compared to the one organization that threatens to collapse Freedom's very reign: the World Toilet Association.

The World Toilet Association kicked off its inaugural conference Thursday, hoping to spark a sanitation revolution that will save lives through better hygiene and break taboos about what happens behind closed bathroom doors. ...

Dr. Shigeru Omi, western Pacific director of the World Health Organization, said 1.8 million people die annually due to diseases related to inadequate sanitation, 90 percent of them children younger than 5.

Providing healthy bathroom facilities worldwide would cost some $10 billion a year — equal to 1 percent of world military spending or what Europeans annually spend on ice cream, he said.

The new association aims to provide toilet facilities to impoverished countries, provide for urgent sanitation needs after natural disasters and spread information and technology for improving toilets.

Where is the public outcry? The French had a word for this sort of thing: putsch. Can you imagine the calamity that will befall the Republican Party if this group carries out this fiendish plan? There's no way our leadership can stay intact with millions more public lavatories out there. It's like littering the tundra with a million bear traps. This is just a cynical manipulation of public policy by The Left, whose shamelessness never ceases to amaze me. Praise Him!