Debbie does dishes

Feminism has made no secret of its desire to see every child in America aborted (or recruited into the homosexual lifestyle), but most people would be shocked to learn that this murderous ideology is also trying to kill the very same women it purports to "liberate." Their diabolical scheme comes to our attention via the BBC, wh0 reports on the link between housework and lessened occurrence of breast cancer:

Women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer, a study suggests.

The research on more than 200,000 women from nine European countries found doing household chores was far more cancer protective than playing sport.

Dusting, mopping and vacuuming was also better than having a physical job.

The women in the Cancer Research UK-funded study spent an average of 16 to 17 hours a week cooking, cleaning and doing the washing.

Clearly the only sane course of action is for the women of America to quit their jobs, stay home, and get pregnant -- with the exception of lesbians and illegal immigrants, of course. The scientists in this study are far too modest to say this, but making women keep house may obviate the need for health insurance altogether -- put that in your bong and smoke it, Hillary!

And what of the true victims of this heinous crime? I am referring to, of course, the men of America, who have been enslaved by feminism into having to occasionally vacuum the living room and put away their laundry. Isn't it enough for them to do a 25% better job than their lazy female coworkers, only to come home and be guilt-tripped by their shrill harridan fishwives into washing dishes? It is to them my heart goes out, and for their welfare that I spotlight this groundbreaking research. Let us hope that this lessens their loads. Praise Him!