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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy birthday, America!

Here's MSM's gift for you. It looks as if Jack Murtha picked it out himself. I sure hope you like treason:
CBS News correspondent Jim Stewart reports that according to investigators, the incident took place near a U.S. manned checkpoint outside the village of Mamudiayh, an area of heavy fighting.

Green and three other soldiers allegedly entered a private house after a night of drinking. While the others held a 25-year-old Iraqi woman in the front room, Green took an Iraqi man, a woman and five year old girl into a back bedroom and closed the door. Shots were fired. "I just killed them. All are dead," Green allegedly told his buddies.

Green then allegedly raped the younger Iraqi woman before shooting her at least twice in the head and setting fire to her body, Stewart reports. One obvious question, he adds, is whether insurgents later targeted this unit in reprisal for the murders. For now, Stewart adds, there's no evidence that's the case.
It sickens me how The Left is turning your run of the mill he said/she said contretemps into a federal case, but these people are so desperate to discredit Our President, they'll grasp at the flimsiest of straws. Disgraceful!
Anyway, I know you'll probably want to exchange that white elephant, so be sure you get the receipt. In the meantime, be prepared to be blown away by my gift:



That's right, it's a SnackMaster! Those of us of a certain vintage will fondly recall the dizzying array of snacks you could whip up with this pimped-out waffle iron, all in a matter of seconds. But that's only part of its allure. As a child of Ronald Reagan's Morning in America, I posit the following: The SnackMaster's 30 minute infomercial, which dished out all manner of pies, muffins, and turnovers to a people ravenous for Freedom after the collapse of the Evil Empire, represents a similar quantum leap in mass media and communications that blogging does. Just as network programming was unshackled from MSM's mandate for glossy production values and something called coherence, we rightwing bloggers have been similarly Liberated from our liberal oppressors. No longer must the anonymous masses who stumble across this blog late at night looking for porn go hungry. Just remember, gentle reader, that the secret ingredient in my nacho-tuna pockets is Freedom. Praise Him!

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