Edicts of Nancy

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Happy birthday, America!

Here's MSM's gift for you. It looks as if Jack Murtha picked it out himself. I sure hope you like treason:
CBS News correspondent Jim Stewart reports that according to investigators, the incident took place near a U.S. manned checkpoint outside the village of Mamudiayh, an area of heavy fighting.

Green and three other soldiers allegedly entered a private house after a night of drinking. While the others held a 25-year-old Iraqi woman in the front room, Green took an Iraqi man, a woman and five year old girl into a back bedroom and closed the door. Shots were fired. "I just killed them. All are dead," Green allegedly told his buddies.

Green then allegedly raped the younger Iraqi woman before shooting her at least twice in the head and setting fire to her body, Stewart reports. One obvious question, he adds, is whether insurgents later targeted this unit in reprisal for the murders. For now, Stewart adds, there's no evidence that's the case.
It sickens me how The Left is turning your run of the mill he said/she said contretemps into a federal case, but these people are so desperate to discredit Our President, they'll grasp at the flimsiest of straws. Disgraceful!
Anyway, I know you'll probably want to exchange that white elephant, so be sure you get the receipt. In the meantime, be prepared to be blown away by my gift:

That's right, it's a SnackMaster! Those of us of a certain vintage will fondly recall the dizzying array of snacks you could whip up with this pimped-out waffle iron, all in a matter of seconds. But that's only part of its allure. As a child of Ronald Reagan's Morning in America, I posit the following: The SnackMaster's 30 minute infomercial, which dished out all manner of pies, muffins, and turnovers to a people ravenous for Freedom after the collapse of the Evil Empire, represents a similar quantum leap in mass media and communications that blogging does. Just as network programming was unshackled from MSM's mandate for glossy production values and something called coherence, we rightwing bloggers have been similarly Liberated from our liberal oppressors. No longer must the anonymous masses who stumble across this blog late at night looking for porn go hungry. Just remember, gentle reader, that the secret ingredient in my nacho-tuna pockets is Freedom. Praise Him!


  • At July 05, 2006 10:49 AM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…


    It's as hard to work on Wednesday the 5th as it was on Monday the 3rd. Shame on you ;)

    You got me to day dreaming of my favorite snack maker: the Fry Baby. Me and my sibs used to love frying things all day. I got to searching for one on the internets and I found this frightening left-wing attack on American snacking:


    "Dip into the Fun of Fondue!

    If you want an enjoyably easy and informal way to dine, host a fondue get together... it's a fun, casual and unique way to entertain!

    Fondue comes from the French word, fonder, which means "melt". It refers to food being cooked at the table with it's own heat source.

    Fondue tradition states that if you drop the food off of the fork, and into the pot, you have to kiss the person next to you. Start your own rules and traditions!"

    What is more of a certain gateway to fornication than this Godless French cheese-dipping ritual?

    Have you heard of this?

    Shivering and naked before His Mighty Countenance,


  • At July 05, 2006 5:15 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    LD: America is lucky to have a Patriot such as yourself monitoring our foodstuffs. There is no better way to honor God's creation than to deep-fry it. This French "fondue" business is truly alarming, and Lord only knows what those melted cheese-eating surrender monkeys will have us dipping in this ungodly concoction next. I appreciate your vigilance.

  • At July 08, 2006 9:53 AM, Blogger dusty said…

    Oh for the love of god..thanks for making me feel really friggin old :p

  • At July 10, 2006 4:52 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Sorry, Dusty! Maybe one of Pat Robertson's rejuvenating smoothies will make you feel younger.


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