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Friday, June 16, 2006

Paging Karl Rove

Meet the freshest new face of The Anti-War Left -- child molesters!
In Internet and phone chats with someone he thought was a 14-year-old girl, a Department of Homeland Security press aide talked about underage sex, boasted about his job and called President Bush a "liar," according to transcripts released by prosecutors. ...

The transcripts also quote Doyle as saying he met Bush, adding, "nice guy but not a good president ... he is not very bright and it is evident ... bush is a liar ... there were NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. total lie to go to war."
Sound familiar? Sounds to me like, oh, EVERY DAILY KOS POST EVER WRITTEN!!! With this in mind, can we rightly assume that most of Our President's critics spend their free time trolling the internets for barely pubescent teens to violate? Without question! I may have dozed my way through the Philosophy of Beauty class back in cosmetology school, but I can cobble together a wicked syllogism when I need to: If all child molesters are liberals, then all liberals are child molesters. Res ipso loquitor, e pluribus unum, etc. I can't think of a better way to refute the usual moonbat talking points. In fact, I've even started putting it into practice here at the Beauty Palace:
Conchita: [Referring to the resumption of Michael Moore & al-Zarqawi's terrorist campaign against Iraqi civilians] "That was brief."

Me: That's a fairly common reaction among child molesters.

Conchita: [walks away, muttering]
See? It works like a charm.

In other news, 53% of Americans are child molesters, or maybe MSM just keeps legions of perverts on speed dial for these polls. Either way, fight the child-molesting agenda of The Left and stay the course in Iraq. 3000 or bust! Praise Him!


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