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Monday, June 12, 2006

Spare the blog, spoil The Left

Hello, Christians -- I spent the weekend protesting the Satanic "Gay Pride" sex rituals held down the street from me & Jesus. I plan to have a lengthy post documenting the numerous atrocities I Witnessed. I am seeking the indulgence of my loyal readers as I contend with Blogger's constant outages (who's running this place, Baghdad Power & Electric?) and mysterious javascript errors that seem to be hobbling my ability to load certain pages. Keep the Faith, and praise Him!


  • At June 12, 2006 12:15 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Well, Sister, I have had the same trouble. It wasn't until I got to work today that I was able to upload my post.

    I should feel guilty about blogging at work, but I work at a library that is filled with unsaved books.

  • At June 12, 2006 1:27 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Sister Nancy,

    I hauled a float in the Dallas, Texas Gay Pride Week Parade in 1986; back in my carney days. The crew was housed in the back room of the "Rip Cord," and I must say they had excellent shower facilities. I "normally" steered the giant self-propelled sombrero, but on that day I was assigned to manage the 46-foot behomouth, "Three Ring Circus," which was leased by a pool of three discos, "Fists," "Bronco Willie's," and "The Back Door." A rear tire went flat, but the motion was so finely distributed through the craft that I did not detect the problem from the cockpit. This caused the big top to colapse, raining debris and performers on the hapless crowd of onlookers. I attempted to flee down McKinney Ave around the area of the grassy knoll when I was finally cornered by an angry mob. If it hadn't been for a massive bull-dyke named Sylvia (who looked a lot like Rosie Grier) I would have perished for sure.

    Some say that Gay Pride Week is about good will, peace and love, (Taylor Dayne is performing at Houston GPW) but I can testify that this is not always the case. Behind that happy facade are potential killers, and I don't just mean Rip Taylor.

    This not about clowns and marching bands (in ass-less chaps). I would severly warn families not to go.

  • At June 12, 2006 5:38 PM, Blogger Brian FInch said…

    Priase him 2, I go down to Gay Pride every year, and I am appauled by what I see. ALl those hot sweaty men dancing around in next to nothing exposing their huge baskets dancing all around me.

    You are right it is an atrocity and it must be stopped!

  • At June 13, 2006 4:58 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Thank you, Christians, for your encouragement in these Dark times.

    Lulu Maude - My local library is so infested with pornography I expect to see quarter booths the next time I go in there.

    LiquidDaddy: Kudos to you for sabotaging this abomination. Your next mission, should you choose to accpet it, is to see if you can take out Taylor Dayne.

    Brian: We unleashed Disco Nancy, my secret weapon, and I was able to observe these Satanic baskets in all their perverted enormity. I fear for Our Nation!


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