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Friday, June 02, 2006

The Left is a horny hunter

The ladyparts of Christian America are under constant siege by The Left, and it's always anyone's guess what subterfuge they'll use to violate them next. The latest trojan horse is, I'm sorry to say, a comic book marketed to children:
DC Comics is resurrecting the classic comic book character as a lesbian, unveiling the new Batwoman in July as part of an ongoing weekly series that began this year. The 5-foot-10 superhero comes with flowing red hair, knee-high red boots with spiked heels, and a form-fitting black outfit.
Lesbianism per se isn't morally forbidden, so long as it involves serving as a functionary for the Republican Party and doesn't include any actual illicit stimulation of another's ladyparts. Unfortunately, what DC is attempting is a moral coup d'etat:
The "52" series is a collaboration of four acclaimed writers, with one episode per week for one year. The comics will introduce other diverse characters as the story plays out.

"This is not just about having a gay character," DiDio said. "We're trying for overall diversity in the DC universe. We have strong African-American, Hispanic and Asian characters. We're trying to get a better cross-section of our readership and the world."
This isn't just a cause for Outrage, it's a cause for outright Hysteria. What The Left is proposing with this pornography is nothing short of the mongrelization of the races and the destruction of America as we know it. Already, one real life comic book heroine (you know, her) has taken this message to heart by importing some Third World baby, dabbling in the black art of lesbianism, breaking up a tradtional family, and relocating to Mother Africa. Who knows how many impressionable youths will follow suit? Just because Michelle Malkin hasn't done a Townhall column on it doesn't mean it isn't already happening. Liberals may enjoy living in a nation full of Rae Dawn Chongs, but Our Nation is too special to me to let that happen. Not only do these colors not run, they don't even blend. Praise Him!

[Many thanks to the loyal Nancy-Cons at Rittenhouse Review for alerting us to this travesty.]

2 Comments:

  • At June 03, 2006 10:15 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    I am so glad that you clarified the Republican functionary role acceptable for lesbians, along with the chaste ladyparts. This is the only option available to Mary Cheney, whose ladyparts are in general unthinkable.

     
  • At June 03, 2006 6:40 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    With pleasure, Lulu Maude. Mary Cheney's delicate circumstances mean that we must make allowances for her -- for now.

     

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