If any of you have ever pondered the seemingly incongruous alliance between America's metropolis-dwelling radical homosexuals and the environmentalist lunatic fringe, you're in luck. Loyal Nancy-Con Shryberman has connected the dots to show that the animal world has been completely overrun by the moral scourge of homosexuality. In this light, can The Left's sinister attempts to preserve ANWR be seen as anything less than a bald-faced attempt to create a staging area from which they can launch their assaults on Our Nation's Virtue? Absolutely not! Consider me a new fan of Habitat for Humanity, assuming it means razing America's vermin-infested wetlands & forests, and building morally cleansed condos and shopping centers in their place. Praise Him!