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Monday, June 26, 2006

The Devil steals Prada

I always knew this day would come. Proponents of "gay marriage" are so fanatical about advancing their radical agenda that they routinely dismiss the dire consequences it presents to Our Nation. Well, moonbats, these Unholy unions have borne their first fruits:
... They survived Hurricane Katrina’s Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their survival was a crime ring of transvestites.

They’re fearless,” said Ogle. “Once they see something they like they won’t stop until they have it. They don’t care, they’ll go to jail. It’s really gotten bad. You know it’s ridiculous when everyone on the block knows who they are.”

Expensive tastes

The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.

They first hit Vegas March 31 while Ogle was working.

“They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It’s very simple,” Ogle said.

Next door at Winky’s, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door.
I hope you're proud of yourselves, liberals. America's sequined red, white & blue Glory is forever tarnished by these wanton acts of lawlessness, and you have no one to blame but yourselves. Praise Him! (h/t: WND)


  • At June 27, 2006 12:52 PM, Blogger Mom of Three said…

    I'm suprised you don't have dozens and dozens of comments on each of your posts, because this is probably the most clever blog I've seen. I've even put you over my former favorite, Lightning Bug's Butt.

  • At June 27, 2006 2:11 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Sister Nancy,

    This is an afrontery to everything Holy! What happened to sensible shoes and appropriate day-wear for wanton marauding? Isn't this why they called in the National Guard?

  • At June 27, 2006 9:44 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Mom of Three: There's nothing Sister Nancy Beth loves as much as flattery! Welcome to the exalted rank of Nancy-Con, where you have advanced the cause of Freedom by adding me to your blogroll.

    LiquidDaddy: I couldn't agree more. It's events like this that make me GLAD the government is monitoring our phone calls.


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