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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Freedom's split ends

This is an absolute disgrace. Iraq's terrorists have been so emboldened by the seditious ravings of Murtha, Kennedy, Kerry, et al. that they're even using their countrymen's hairstyles as a basis of targeting their victims:
In a country where people are killed because their names mark them as Shi'ites or Sunnis, having the wrong haircut can be lethal, too. So for barber Abu Saif, staying in business requires keeping up with the latest religious edicts.

"Being completely clean-shaven is not right," Mr. Saif explains as he draws his razor down a customer's cheek, then sweeps it back up toward his upper lip. He takes time over the cut -- a perfect upside-down question mark shave around the cheek that is most popular with Baghdad's religious Shi'ites.

"The 'Marine' cut, or shaven head, is forbidden. It is considered to be something of the foreigners," said Mr. Saif, 52, who has been cutting hair and shaving beards in his small Mansour barber shop since he was a boy of 12.
I've endured my share of taunts from what were undoubtedly liberals on account of my faith-based coiffure, but when you spike it with the toxic rhetoric of defeatism, it turns deadly. I hope The Left is proud of the hell they've unleashed on the people of Iraq. Praise Him!

[Update: twilight tinkering.]


  • At June 29, 2006 1:46 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Nancy Beth,

    What should hirsuit women do to be pleasing before the Lord?

    Also, patriot and great American, Steve King (Rep. Iowa) apologized for remarking that the 72 virgins in the muslim hereafter look like Helen Thomas, who looks like my wife. Is that bad?

    And another thing, Pam Anderson stripped naked in a London shop window to protest fur today, and her hair is as big as Dallas.

    What is beauty anymore, sister?


  • At June 29, 2006 4:41 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    LiquidDaddy - Satan's beard is to be summarily ignored. Not only does this approach keep those filthy digits away from one's ladyparts, but the growth serves as nature's barrier for keeping out all sorts of airborne Sinfulness. Rep. King's conduct was simply unforgivable -- there's no reason on earth he should have apologized. And I'll have to write to the Vatican regarding Miss Anderson's airing her pelt, as there are too many ethical issues at play.


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