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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Take that, strawfeminists!

There are moments in history when the imbecilic Left comes to their senses and rallies for what's best for America for a change... like the first 48 hours after the attacks of 9/11, or when the soft drink industry gave us New Coke. We appear to be at another such watershed moment, as even the most treasonous of my Whores of Heresy are presenting a united front in the Global War on Strawfeminism. I have to admit I am unfamiliar with this particular variant of ball-crushing, but judging by its description, it is undoubtedly the equivalent of one of those antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria that have the medical establishment so on edge:
She's a confirmed man-hater who can't quit raving about all the dirty, freaky sex she's been having, sex she intends to force you to have, too.

She's a bloodthirsty baby-killer who routinely lures to her bed unsuspecting men, innocent victims who believe her when she says she cannot become pregnant--all so she can ruin them financially by demanding so-called "child support" payments from them, for the rest of their lives.

She's a foolish believer in something called "sisterhood," because naturally, she hates women.

The important thing to remember is that no position is too contradictory or insane for the Strawfeminist to assume.

How terrifying! No wonder The Left has been scared straight. Welcome to the world of common sense, moonbats. On behalf of all of America's Christians, I hope you enjoy your stay, however brief it may me. Praise Him!

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