Is it the ENDA the line for America?

A good rule of thumb is that the butcher the acronym for a bill is, the better it is for Our Nation. CAN-SPAM? Can do! USA Patriot Act? I don't see how anything could go wrong with that one, so make it a double. Unfortunately, The Left has noticed that the initials of Freedom often spell out something Inspirational, and with their characteristic hatred for America, have sought to make a mockery of this practice with ENDA, the Employment Non-Discrimination Act.

For those of you who've spent the past decade or so under a rock, the proposed ENDA bill purportedly ends discrimination against radical homosexual activists. A cursory glance of its provisions, however reveals its more sinister aims. If enacted, ENDA will criminalize Christianity, install Rosie O'Donnell as the head of the Southern Baptist Convention, and replace "In God We Trust" with "Hail, Satan" on every piece of currency that is minted in the United States. It's bad news, and its passage is tantamount to adopting the worst excesses of Stalinism, Sharia, and HillaryCare as our national form of government.

Its very name, ENDA, speaks to these perverse objectives, as in the ENDA Western Civilization, should its ghastly provisions be adopted, or perhaps more tellingly, the "insert something ungodly into my rear ENDA" Act. Fortunately, my Prayer Warriors are on the case and are ready to rechristen it with something more befitting its treasonous nature. Acronymize this, homos:

Warning that the title of the bill may draw supporters, Shepard preferred to "more truthfully" name the bill the "Give special rights to a few based on a 'particular behavior' and take rights away from employers – particularly Christian employers – Act."

GSPFBPBTRAEPCE, or as it is more commonly appears in certain parts of the world,"هيلاري رودهام كلينتون," is perhaps the greatest threat to Christian Values we're likely to encounter this legislative session, because when gay people are gainfully employed, the terrorists win. Don't hand Osama another victory, so join me in praying for the defeat of this morally repugnant bill. Praise Him!