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Thursday, September 20, 2007

Is it the ENDA the line for America?

A good rule of thumb is that the butcher the acronym for a bill is, the better it is for Our Nation. CAN-SPAM? Can do! USA Patriot Act? I don't see how anything could go wrong with that one, so make it a double. Unfortunately, The Left has noticed that the initials of Freedom often spell out something Inspirational, and with their characteristic hatred for America, have sought to make a mockery of this practice with ENDA, the Employment Non-Discrimination Act.

For those of you who've spent the past decade or so under a rock, the proposed ENDA bill purportedly ends discrimination against radical homosexual activists. A cursory glance of its provisions, however reveals its more sinister aims. If enacted, ENDA will criminalize Christianity, install Rosie O'Donnell as the head of the Southern Baptist Convention, and replace "In God We Trust" with "Hail, Satan" on every piece of currency that is minted in the United States. It's bad news, and its passage is tantamount to adopting the worst excesses of Stalinism, Sharia, and HillaryCare as our national form of government.

Its very name, ENDA, speaks to these perverse objectives, as in the ENDA Western Civilization, should its ghastly provisions be adopted, or perhaps more tellingly, the "insert something ungodly into my rear ENDA" Act. Fortunately, my Prayer Warriors are on the case and are ready to rechristen it with something more befitting its treasonous nature. Acronymize this, homos:
Warning that the title of the bill may draw supporters, Shepard preferred to "more truthfully" name the bill the "Give special rights to a few based on a 'particular behavior' and take rights away from employers – particularly Christian employers – Act."
GSPFBPBTRAEPCE, or as it is more commonly appears in certain parts of the world,"هيلاري رودهام كلينتون," is perhaps the greatest threat to Christian Values we're likely to encounter this legislative session, because when gay people are gainfully employed, the terrorists win. Don't hand Osama another victory, so join me in praying for the defeat of this morally repugnant bill. Praise Him!

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7 Comments:

  • At September 21, 2007 8:36 AM, Blogger Y | O | Y said…

    Sister, you forgot the most egregious of all... California's AB 43 named the "Religious Freedom and Civil Marriage Protection Act".

    Nothing is more blasphemous than invoking the word "religion" when promoting governmental approval of same-sex fornication and demeaning the meaning of marriage in a single piece of legislation. These San Francisco deviants will stop at nothing when it comes to leading this very nation down (or up) a shit hole.

     
  • At September 21, 2007 1:03 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    It appears the leftist terrorists are once again seeing if they can shaft our blessed Christian Nation in the "ENDA" - and did you hear, they forced OUR dear Lord's Dad to Lawyer up..yes some moonbat is sueing God.
    conservative" It happens the flyer did have the name of the move SiCKO in it..but it was only in context with the laying on of hands. NO LIE.

    This moonbat was gonna hit me. Sweet Jesus. The post office lady nearly fainted ! She knows me by my mail. And throws away all the junk mail the ACLU and the likes send me before it raises my blood pressure.She Knows i only wght.98 lbs. She even once gave me a dying snake plant to pray over..it is still alive. by the way. The whole ugly incident gave new meaning to going postal. And every word is true witness.

    I fear the ENDA of my right to be a Christian and force everyone else to be one too.


    Praise Him !

     
  • At September 21, 2007 1:13 PM, Blogger proudprogressive said…

    * point of clarication..i was putting up a conservative flyer in the post office and this libtard took just the mention of name Moore and SiCKO out of context.(like they always do) When i was verbally assualted with a string of curse words that would make a sailer blush. obviously i am stil shaken - hence the gaps in my witnessing report,regarding the verbal assualt on me in the post office. The flyer was gone today. Moonbats out to destroy our freedom amd some of us physically ! I feared my Rapture that very moment. and i was not dressed for it !

    If i cannot not put up a Christian Flyer to announce a prayer meeting - the terrorists have indeed won.

     
  • At September 24, 2007 12:52 PM, Blogger liquiddaddy said…

    Nancy,

    Your fine thread reminded me of some of my favorite charities:

    SUCKIT: Secular Unitarian's Council for Kurdistani Independence from Turkey.

    FISTME: Family Institute for the Study of Tennessee Methodist Enclaves.(see HILBILES)

    AHOLES: American Households Offering Lactescent Ecclesiolators Sanctuary.

    All fine organizations we can support with our Prayers!

    I got the Glory!

    LD

     
  • At October 17, 2007 8:34 PM, Blogger john said…

    you people are screwed up. i think that you should all get a life and stop bitching about giving gays a chance at a fair deal in the workplace. Fuck you all!

     
  • At October 19, 2007 9:21 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Our friend John obviously hates America. We will pray that you will let the love of Jesus into your heart. Praise Him!

     
  • At October 22, 2007 1:29 PM, Blogger john said…

    I actually love America. The America that boasts equality and being "the land of the free". You people want America to be a place where gays and lesbians are constantly afraid that they are going to be fired or dicriminated against for something they have no control over. They are slaves to their own fear and you, who wish to keep them that way, obviously dont appreciate the fact that you have never in your pitiful exsistence had to deal with any obstacle such as sexual discrimination.

     

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