Feeding the Beast

Masturbators, rejoice. "Science" has found a new way for you to skirt Divine retribution for your sinful lifestyle of self-abuse:

Two nutrients found in eggs, spinach and other leafy green vegetables offer some protection against the most common cause of blindness among the elderly, researchers said on Monday.

It certainly explains why every restaurant catering to coastal liberal elites and their ever so "nuanced" palates has Greek omelettes and vegetable fritatas on their breakfast menu. They know that their clientele just worked up a mean hunger violating God's law. Disgraceful!

What infuriates me most about this story is that here is yet another instance where The Left has used my tax dollars to turn the research institutes of Our Nation into a pit crew supporting deviant lifestyles and abhorrent sexual practices. Nearly every university offers a course on the dietary needs of homosexuals and kleptomaniacs, but these same schools recoil in horror from the suggestion of offering a double major in Christian Womanhood and cosmetology quicker than you can "ACLU lawsuit." Discrimination against America's Christians doesn't get much more bald-faced than this, and MSM's predictable silence only compunds this injustice. Until America restores a Republican majority to Congress, we can look forward to more Outrages of this sort. Praise Him!