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Do you want this to happen to your child? Of course not, unless you're a liberal.

To The Left, physical fitness is another means of advancing World Communism and turning children gay: Just witness the anti-corporate hit job Super Size Me and the lesbian recruitment drive better known as Title IX. Those who embark upon an exercise regimen do so at their own peril. Before you know it, you're on the business end of a Kalashnikov, harvesting organic arugula for our homosexual overlords on one of Chairman Hillary's many collective farms. If only the Fates were so kind to the children of West Virginia, who are being turned into an army of prancing homos:

West Virginia, which has the worst childhood obesity problem in the United States, is stepping up plans to use Konami Corp.’s “Dance Dance Revolution” to battle the bulge in its schools.

The state, which plans to put the popular dancing video game in every one of its public schools, said on Wednesday research suggested that it helped put a halt to weight gain. ...

Murphy said that, prior to the study, most of the children reported feeling awkward about participating in gym and physical activity at school.

Following the study, children from the group reported feeling more confident and willing to try other exercises, she said.

Given that Dance Dance Revolution is little more than a home study course for stripping and affiliated sex trades, the mind reels at what other exercises these "educators" have in store for our children. Quite frankly, I think Our Nation would be better served if they spent their afternoons learning about the Glory of the Resurrection through the Left Behind video games and drinking carbonated beverages. After all, The Bible promises that a fat, diabetic child shall lead them. Praise Him!