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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

America: It's what's for dinner

Illegal immigrants have many tactics to advance the reclamation of Aztlan, their fabled homeland: abetting Islamic terrorist, forcing us to learn Spanish, and shoddy worksmanship painting Sen. Conrad Burn's (R-Not sure) house. It looks like we can add one more special skill to the resume: cannibalism.
Skeletons found at an unearthed site in Mexico show that Aztecs captured, ritually sacrificed and partially ate several hundred people traveling with invading Spanish forces in 1520.
The Left, those hypocrites, will try to bury their heads in the sand and say that whatever happened 500 years ago doesn't matter, and then try to depict President Bush's heroic wartime service stuffing envelopes against the Viet Cong in Alabama as unfavorably as possible. I don't know about you, but I have absolutely no interest in being served up in a taquito from a catering truck somewhere in Whittier, so the sooner we can pass draconian immigration bills and ban gay marriage, the better. Praise Him!

2 Comments:

  • At August 24, 2006 10:28 AM, Blogger Carmen Sutra said…

    I always want to leave a comment, but you always cut to the chase and lay out the truth so plainly and thoroughly that I never have anything to add! So worthy of the Bride of Christ!

    I was wondering though, if you're sources knew if they found any burned American flags among the skeletons.

     
  • At August 25, 2006 5:28 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Sister Carmen: Thank you for your kind words. If I hadn't been hounded out of beauty school, I'm sure I could have been valedictorian. And in answer to your question, plenty of burned American flags, along with a smattering of Ned Lamont campaign literature.

    Sister DogGirl: Your linguistic defeatism is most unwelcome here, since the first words we'd need to learn are "This Gringa needs more salt."

     

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