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Monday, February 13, 2006

Of feminine bondage

While I may not pay the membership dues, I definitely consider myself a Concerned Woman for America. I frequently check in with them to make sure that my Outrage is suitably targeted, and if not, callibrate it accordingly. Today's front page offers this blurb, "Sex Trafficking Expert Speaks at Grove City College: Dr. Crouse links liberal feminism to sex trafficking," so naturally I followed the link to see how Hitlery and her feminazi underlings are responsible for enslaving hundreds of thousands of women world-wide.

While I don't dispute that Ms. Rodham-Clinton's handsome visage graces many recruiting pamphlets for the whorehouses of Bangkok, I must say that I found the connection in this piece a bit tenuous. Sure, there's the obligatory bit about how feminists have given countless millions of people herpes:
“[W]omen are beginning to see the costs of imbibing the unnatural cocktail of self-centeredness served up by radical feminism. In the meantime, however, the costs have been staggering. So-called sexual freedom, loudly touted by libertines and radical feminists, has brought soaring rates of sexually transmitted diseases and plummeting rates of marriage.
But where is the feminist/sex-trafficking connection so teasingly flaunted in the subtitle? I think this must be it (my emphasis):
Sex trafficking is the No. 2 crime worldwide. It involves young women and girls lured into situations where they are repeatedly beaten and raped. Traffickers often promise them jobs, educations or good marriages here in the United States, only to steal their passports and to force them into sexually abusive situations.
Just like Feminists! Feminism, too, seduces gullible young ladies into thinking they can scale the corporate ladder by getting a college education. But in all likelihood, all these aspiring Gloria Allreds will end up doing is turning tricks at a roadside rest area outside Barstow. For whatever reason (perhaps in observance of the passing of Coretta Scott King?), Concerned Women For America feels the need to be tactful about saying it, but I have no such reservations: Women of America, stay at home and get pregnant, otherwise you'll get sold into the White Slavery. Praise Him!

3 Comments:

  • At February 13, 2006 4:03 PM, Blogger Peteykins said…

    An "unnatural cocktail of self-centeredness served up by radical feminism"?

    What kind of glass do you serve that in?

     
  • At February 13, 2006 4:05 PM, Blogger Peteykins said…

    Oh, wait, nevermind... my Christian Bartender's Guide says to use a "broken flute, filled with despair and garnished with shattered dreams."

    Do they have those at Ikea?

     
  • At February 13, 2006 7:21 PM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    Princess: Use shaved ice with this one. It's the perfect apertif for those Dinner Parties of Mass Destruction where liberals congregate and talk about how much they hate America.

    Robot Buddha: Yes, Pottery Barn -- you answered before I had the chance. Thank you!

     

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