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Thursday, April 17, 2008

God Damn America

I never thought I'd have to ask this, but do do you think the Pope hates America as much as Reverend Wright? Normally I think of His Holiness as a military adviser (like the kind we send to Latin America) in Our Nation's Moral crusade to stick it to the ragheads and dick-suckers. However, it's abundantly clear that The Left has plied him with enough arugula and orange juice to seduce him into their elitist ranks of blaming America first [emphasis mine]:
Pope Benedict XVI presided over a Mass celebrated in 10 languages Thursday, calling the United States a land of opportunity and hope but decrying that the nation's promise has been left unfulfilled for some. ...

His homily was more somber. Benedict examined American society, saying he detected anger and alienation, increasing violence and a "growing forgetfulness of God."
Go ahead and say it, you effete liberal snob: We're bitter! Why not offer us some "hope" as a remedy?
"Americans have always been a people of hope," he said. "Your ancestors came to this country with the experience of finding new freedom and opportunity.
I knew it was coming, but I can't believe he left out "change." After all, what's hope without change? It's like God without Country, but I doubt this commie simp would understand that. I hope the paramedics were standing by in case he hoperdosed.
"To be sure, this promise was not experienced by all the inhabitants of this land; one thinks of the injustices endured by the native American peoples and by those brought here forcibly from Africa as slaves."

It was not the first time on the trip that the pontiff has delicately critiqued his host nation.

Speaking to his American bishops Wednesday, he said the U.S. must be welcoming to immigrants, helping them to flourish in their new homes.
Hey, asshole, in case you hadn't heard, "Reverend" Wright's replacement has already been selected, so you can cut the audition short. And when did Al Sharpton start writing speeches for the Vatican? Did you end this screed by clenching your fist above your head and shouting, "Up against the wall, mother fuckers?"

I find that the leader of my own church would to stoop to such blatant partisanship appalling and distasteful. I only hope that he will be denied Communion until he brings his views of America back in line with Christian doctrine. Praise Him!

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