Fast Food Abomination

Radical homosexual activists have been trying to pervert America's fast food industry since the inception of the "gay" "rights" "movement," and they have largely succeeded. I can barely leave my local Weinerschnitzel without a case of shellshock from all that blatant phallic imagery, and even wholesome Dairy Queen has become another sordid entry in the decadent patois of the contemporary urban homosexual. Perhaps the final straw for me has been the sissification of the fast food menu, whereby hearty American fare like burgers and fries has been swapped out in favor of salads and yogurt parfaits, the MREs of Chairman Hillary's homosexual shock troops.

The latest domino to fall to the homos is that global ambassador of American goodwill (and perpetual target of moonbat dieticians), McDonald's. Rather that using their corporate might to promote a hearty diet of meats, cheese, and refined flour, they'd rather you put something far less wholesome in your mouth -- the human wang:

McDonald's restaurant's, famed for the Golden Arches, Ronald McDonald and kids meals, has signed onto a nationwide effort to promote "gay" and "lesbian" business ventures.

The company, which is listed on the website of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce as a "corporate partner and organization ally" for an undisclosed financial contribution, also recently placed one of its executives on the NGLCC board of directors.

It is only a matter of time before before the recruitment of your child into the homosexual lifestyle begins in earnest. Happy Meals will soon become Festive Meals whose first line of promotional toys will be Elton John action figures. And rather than warning about the choking hazard they present, paper placemats will teach your child how to suppress his gag reflex in preparation of his long life violating God's law. Parents, lead your child out of a life of spiritual darkness and cardiovascular stress by patronizing Domino's instead. Praise Him!