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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Prayer circle jamboree

It's been a while since I've highlighted the important work my Prayer Warriors are doing to Save America's Soul, so let's take a look at how they are guiding us to Righteousness in the midst of Our Nation's great moral crisis:

Concerned Women For America alerts us to the real reason public schools want your child to have a laptop: to turn him into a pornography-consuming Socialist jihadi. Is Newt Gingrich merely a dupe of the NEA's pro-indecency Marxist Islamofascist cabal, or its ringleader?

Human Events Online columnist Carolyn Garris snatches the legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. from the racial grievance industry and hands it to whom it most rightfully belongs -- Conservatives! Were he alive today, Doctor King would no doubt fall in line with his conservative peers and advocate the necessity of warrantless wiretaps for suspected terrorists and sheltering Americans from the scourge of homosexuality.

Newsmax spotlights the latest victim of those feminist she-devils: the network anchorman. It's almost enough to make you shed a tear for Dan Rather.

Powerline explains how not killing al-Zawahiri was, in fact, yet another brilliant tactical move. I bet President Bush himself planned it to turn out exactly this way -- mission still accomplished!

Phyllis Schlafly informs us of the feminazis' latest evil plot to subject our menfolk to further subjugation: by eliminating college sports programs. I hadn't made the connection until I read this illuminating piece, but my beauty school had no athletic department, and there were no unquestionably straight men enrolled... I have to say Phyllis is clearly onto something here.

That's all the insight I can handle in one sitting, so I'm going to wrap it up for now. Praise Him!

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