O Canada!
Great news, Christians: Our former adversaries in the Great White North have finally earned the right to be called that once again after kicking out the dope-crazed liberal homosexuals. Conservatives, enjoying an overwhelming mandate of 36%, can now welcome the Messiah by implementing their heavenly vision of reduced taxes, repealing gay marriage, and increasing militarism. Maybe they'll even invade an oil-rich Middle Eastern country of their own! I suspect Rapture Index will be graded downwards as a result, which is always a mixed blessing, but it does give some of you wayward Christians a little more time to get your house in order. Praise Him!
posted by Sister Nancy Beth Eczema @ 9:40 AM
1 Comments:
At January 24, 2006 12:56 PM,
Katerang said…
Hi Nancy;
Can you say Pagan, the fasest growing spirtual practice on the planet since Christianity. It's a cycle. Canadians give even the most idiotic things a try, that might expain the C onservative Government. In the past three generations of Canadians they have brought nothing but economic collapse to the Country. Maybe Christains creat the poor so they have someone to feel greater than.
Keep up the good works.
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