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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Thou shalt be glamorous

Whore of heresy PSoTD has been found guilty of being an unwitting accessory -- to stunningness! The hallmark of any truly great holiday is that it enables its observers to wear decorative garb themed to the occasion. Thanks to these darling little pins, I can safely say Ten Commandments Day joins the ranks of Christmas, Easter, and the Fourth of July. Thank heavens they're available in bulk. Everyone here at Conchita's Unisex Beauty Palace is going to get one, whether they want it or not.

Something I would like to see for the 2007 Ten Commandments Day is to have rings for each Commandment -- one for each digit. Mix and match those Commandments to fit your mood. Feeling especially covetous of your neighbor's wife? Just pop on an extra Tenth Commandment ring and watch that temptation disappear. And thanks to that Third Commandment ring, you're not flipping your fellow driver off, you're reminding her to keep holy on the Sabbath.

As one of the greatest theological works of our present era says, "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize." So why waste your time arguing about Intelligent Design if throwing on a few baubles makes a more convincing argument for Creationism? The more you wear, the stronger your case. Sister Nancy Beth urges all of you to adorn yourselves with costume jewelry; it's the closest thing to God's Glory.