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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Child molestation: not just for Catholics anymore

The same ecumenical Spirit that united Catholics, Protestants, and deviant sex cultists against the radical "gay" agenda in California is alive and well this Christmas season. I learn from my Prayer Warriors Free Republic that our Baptist brethren can look forward to a renewal of their Faith through that formerly exclusive province of Roman Catholicism, cleric-on-boy molestation:
A Baptist preacher told the Pontotoc County undersheriff he did not know why he had been molesting two young boys for several months, but it might have something to do with his numerous blood pressure medications.

Kenneth Wayne Huneycutt, 60, pastor of New Hope Baptist Church in Ada, was charged this week with four counts of lewd molestation involving a 10-year-old and a 6-year-old boy, according to court documents.
It speaks volumes about how much the Baptist Faith has matured from its origins as white trash snakehandlers if these pint-sized incubi are trying to seduce their clergy, as that's the sort of Christophobia typically reserved for major religious players. Sister Nancy Beth prays that her Protestant friends' path through this experience will be illuminated the Light of Christ, and that they will rediscover the bedrock Christian Values of scapegoating homosexuals, shuffling problem clergy from parish to parish, and paying people off. Praise Him!

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  • At December 26, 2008 5:09 AM, Blogger Gavin said…

    Dear Nancy, I hate to disagree with your astute ability to sniff out deviancy wherever it exists. But I think you may have missed one.

    This is a man of the cloth and I would give him the benefit of the doubt in this situation. After all, how utterly devious would it be for Big Pharma to lace its blood pressure meds with homosexual tendencies? Not only does it convert more to their perverted lifestyle, but brings another sex scandal crashing down among His true believers.

    It's all just too disgusting.

    Merry Christmas to you and yours. Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season!

  • At December 28, 2008 6:22 AM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    We haven't looked into the Good Reverend's soup consumption in the time period involved.


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