When the Teabags Come Back to the Adirondacks

Doug Hoffman (file photo)

If at first you don't succeed, concede & un-concede several times, and then accuse your enemies of slashing your supporters' tires. And then, if that still hasnt' worked, I guess you could always consider trying again:

Doug Hoffman, the Conservative Party candidate in the NY-23 special election in 2009, has officially announced that he's running again this year against Democratic Rep. Bill Owens, who defeated Hoffman last fall.

Hoffman announced in a press release Monday night that he would be seeking the nominations of the Republican, Conservative and Independence parties, "and unite them, as one team, to defeat the agenda of Nancy Pelosi and Bill Owens."

Thank God someone's going to take Bill Owens down a few pegs, because that dude has been all up in our chocolate ever since he "won" that seat and spends every session of Congress holding Nancy Pelosi's purse.

Better yet, another Hoffman run is, as the expression goes, good news for conservatives!, because even though he *may* have lost last time, it still represented a trouncing of Obamaism, Liberalism, RINO-ism, Marxism, Socialism, Altruism, & Dadaism. Regardless of the outcome, Hoffman's second run will be a similarly resounding victory against The Left. Our Heavenly Father hands you so few sure things in life, so when you have odds like that, you just have to take them. Praise Him!