Hamasters of Our Christian Destiny?
I join my rightwing bloggers in decrying the election of Hamas as the new ruling party of the Palestinians. How can Jesus ever hope to return to Israel for the Second Coming if these damn Palestinians have turned it into some friggin' rug bazaar? I'm not saying brown-skinned people can't be self-governing, but maybe they shouldn't be.
posted by Sister Nancy Beth Eczema @ 4:11 PM
3 Comments:
At January 26, 2006 7:22 PM,
Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said…
Brown-skinned people self-governing? Please. Why don't I just go ahead and let my gardener Miguel manage my portfolio?
No, no, you see, the brownish man, especially the one who worships at a false altar, must be led to the waters of freedom, and if necessary, be forced to drink.
At January 27, 2006 3:29 AM,
Neil Shakespeare said…
On the bright side, it looks like Pat Robertson lucked out (or was more likely guided by the lord) when he called for Sharon's head to explode. Now they won't let him build that chritian theme park in Israel, which Hamas would undoubtedly blow up anyway, thus saving himself millions of dollars that he'd ripped off from 'The Fevered Ones' in his flock.
At January 27, 2006 2:05 PM,
Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…
Rex K: And if the dusky-hued infidel won't drink from the waters of freedom, he should be waterboarded in them.
Neil S: Thank you for pointing out that silver lining... although I was kinda thinking Pat's amusement park may have been the Third Temple mentioned in Prophesy.
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