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Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Inconvenient Truth

Liberals possess many annoying traits, chief among them their "concern" for society's laziest members, and their reflexive hostility to Traditional Values. But if there were any one characteristic that most shows how frivolous our hippie friends are, it's their tendency to get worked up over things that simply don't exist. "Global warming" is a favorite hobby horse The Left likes to ride whenever they feel like attacking the Free Market, which is practically always, because it allows them to blame Our Nation's job creators while validating their own pathetic inability to afford a halfways decent SUV. Their latest bleating comes via Agence France-Presse (ooh la la!) and represents the high water mark for this sort of libtard hysterics:
Last year broke records for extreme weather in the United States, with 14 events each causing at least a billion dollars in damage, US authorities said on Thursday.

Also, 2011 marked 35 years in a row that global temperatures have been warmer than average, according to data released by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. ...

Separately, the US space agency NASA announced that 2011 was the ninth warmest year on record since 1880 in global average surface temperature, with nine of the 10 warmest years in history taking place since 2000.
What's so absurd about the global warming truthers is that the link between homosexuality and extreme weather events such as tornadoes and hurricanes has already been well established. However, anything that threatens their fragile worldview or risks causing dissension in their ranks is summarily dismissed.

If liberals were serious about preventing extreme weather events, they'd put their money where their syphilis-ridden mouths are and support a move to a Virtue-based economy in which vice is taxed to pay for the damage it does to the environment. Gross polluters like homosexuals could buy surplus credits from us Christians to offset the destruction caused by their sinful lifestyle. Gradually, Our Nation's economy would realign itself so that industries that promote homosexuality (interior decorating, the floral trade) become so cost-prohibitive that they become relics of the past. Given The Left's hatred of capitalism, I doubt we'll see this sort of intellectual honesty from them. Instead, expect more handwringing for our sob sisters on The Left and more baseless attacks from their enablers in the Lamestream Media. Praise Him!

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