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Friday, December 30, 2011

Double nipples on the dime

One of the ways liberals wage their war on Our Nation's Values is by claiming whatever sick fetish they're trying to gain public acceptance for is "natural." Their Alinskyite game plan reads as follows: Give your Blessing to unspeakable perversions like homosexuality, masturbation, and vegetarianism, or risk being forever labeled an intolerant bigot. Sadly, the shock troops of The Left are at it again, only this time trying to normalize breast feeding:
For hundreds of moms who gathered in some 250 Target stores across the US on Wednesday, their decision to collectively breastfeed their babies in public was an act of solidarity, a reaffirmation of a natural right.

One of the largest such nurse-ins ever, the protests produced a few dirty glares, protesters reported. But overall, the largely convivial nurse-ins raised few eyebrows, as many women used blankets to cover their bare breasts and their nursing babies' heads.

Forty-five states protect mothers' rights to breastfeed in public, but the practice still stirs enough discomfort to dramatically curb breastfeeding rates, research shows.
Appalling! This "debate" is nothing more than The Left's maneuvering us further down the slippery slope to their true objective: Sex in public. Allow them to show the newborn nursing, and before long you'll have to see it being conceived.

What's especially enraging is the moonbats' refusal to even engage in any sort of civilized discourse on the topic. I once tried to have a conversation about breast feeding with one of my beauty school classmates, who was a new mom. I was startled to learn she believed in nursing her daughter, despite her Christian upbringing. "Really? Even a girl?" I inquired innocently.

"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I?" she asked in feigned ignorance.

"Doesn't that strike you as kind of... you know...lezzy?" I asked. She stormed off in a huff and spent the rest of the semester poisoning the minds of my frosting & tinting classmates against me as some sort of "Puritan."

And that, my fellow Christians, is what this controversy is really about: The insane hatred these people have for the Traditional Values that have formed the Moral foundation of Our Nation since the time Jesus guided the Mayflower ashore at Plymouth Rock. Think about it: Have you ever seen a Nativity scene where Jesus is suckling at Mary't teat? No, because that's un-Christian. "There's a huge Puritanical streak in Americans," the article cited above rightfully notes, and as well there should be. The Left can pretend Our Nation was founded by the hirsute, slack-bosomed pie wagons they so admire and whose look they emulate, but all the historical revisionism in the world can't disguise the modestly-attired Truth, that America's Christian foremothers had perky breasts and never, ever entertained the idea of nursing their young, lest they be unable to appear in swimsuit competitions. Praise Him!

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