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Thursday, June 18, 2009

To Wong Foo, thanks for everything - Barack Hussein Obama


The line forms early at the local welfare office...

The Left disengenuosly wonders why conservatives so adamantly oppose social welfare programs for the needy, as if they actually believe the message of the Gospels is to help those dreadful poor people rather than eliminate government regulations and cut taxes. Well, libtards, the answer is pretty simple: it's to keep them from turning into a bunch of cross-dressing perverts:
A Brooklyn man is accused of donning a wig, nail polish and dresses to impersonate his dead mom and collect $115,000 in Social Security and rent subsidies.

For six years, Thomas Prusik-Parkin hoodwinked a stunning array of government agencies with his elaborate charade - using a cane, heavy makeup, fake ID and a phony "nephew," law enforcement sources said.
How many other people are violating Biblical norms on proper attire so they can live the life of Riley on the taxpayers' dime? And how many more transvestites will The One's plan for socialized medicine create? We don't need to create more incentives for sexual deviance like this. Christians, this is a clarion call not only to fight the Demoncrats' plan for more a public healthcare option, but to also roll back the many welfare programs they've already created, before all of America looks like Folsom Street on Judy Garland's birthday. Praise Him!

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2 Comments:

  • At June 19, 2009 1:09 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    Now, now, Nancy. I would think you would stand in awe of what can be accomplished with a thorough knowledge of the principles of cosmetology. 115 grand! I'm impressed! I think that the fellow in question should simply offer to tithe to his favorite megachurch, and all will be forgiven.

     
  • At June 21, 2009 6:39 AM, Blogger Sister Nancy Beth Eczema said…

    I would think you would stand in awe of what can be accomplished with a thorough knowledge of the principles of cosmetology. 115 grand!

    I know, I should be, but guess who Hollywood is going to make the next star of a reality show, and guess who's going back to the reception desk at Conchita's Unisex Beauty Salon?

     

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