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Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Gingrich who stole Freedom

The only things Candace Gingrich hates more than America are the soft, flowing locks of Christian Womanhood.

Ever since the passage of Proposition 8, Our Nation has been wracked by the violent terrorism of radical homosexual activists. Their shock tactics of mostly peaceful demonstrations, boycotts, and intense blogging come straight of out Nazi Germany, and now, they have found their Final Solution -- taking family members to task for their hydrophobia:
Then again, we've seen these tactics before. We know how much the right likes to play political and cultural hardball, and then turn around and accuse us of lashing out first. You give a pass to a religious group -- one that looks down upon minorities and women -- when they use their money and membership roles to roll back the rights of others, and then you label us "fascists" when we fight back. You belittle the relationships of gay and lesbian couples, and yet somehow neglect to explain who anointed you the protector of "traditional" marriage. And, of course, you've also mastered taking the foolish actions of a few people and then indicting an entire population based on those mistakes. I fail to see how any of these patterns coincide with the values of "historic Christianity" you claim to champion.
Chilling, isn't it? It's how I imagine Mein Kampf would have read had Adolph Hitler spent a year doing macrame crafts on a lesbian commune instead of going to prison. Are we as a nation going to let them get away with this? We've already taken away their "right" to marry, it's time to take away their "freedom" of speech. Our Founding Fathers would have us do no less. Praise Him!

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2 Comments:

  • At November 23, 2008 4:36 PM, Blogger Lulu Maude said…

    I do think that you could soften Candace's heart toward her brother with a complete makeover.

    Obviously, Newt has been given the fluffier head of hair.

    I do think that with your prayers and the right cosmetics, the reconciliation of brother and sister is only a motion away, as it were.

     
  • At November 24, 2008 12:47 PM, Blogger Gavin said…

    I agree with Lulu. If you ever need a subject for your master's thesis in beautification through cosmetology, Candice is the one!

     

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