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Saturday, September 22, 2012

White Woman's Burden

Ann Romney may not be a Christian, but at least she's white, which is a lot more than we can say for some of these uppity bitches we've had the misfortune to call "First" "Lady" recently. The other day she offered us a glimmer of hope (of the non-negroid persuasion, naturally) that the universe may finally be restored to its rightful order by once again bringing the Word --  previously brought by Divine Messenger George W. Bush -- that presidentin' is hard work:
Amid ongoing criticism over the management of her husband's presidential campaign, Ann Romney on Thursday responded to the critics in an interview on Radio Iowa: "Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," she said.

"This is hard and, you know, it's an important thing that we're doing right now and it's an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country," Romney said.
You people really should be more grateful that a man of Mitt Romney's caliber is willing to forego his executive salary for a few years in order to wean you off the government teat.  I personally can barely sleep at night knowing that Ann Romney is now so busy on the campaign trail that she probably needs to pay someone to pay someone to ride her disco therapy horse.

Christians (and reasonable facsimiles thereof), take succor in knowing that the Nobamas may soon be sent packing back to their Blue State hellhole and we'll be able to once again enjoy the Values that are part and parcel of a Republican administration: war in the Middle East, health care for those who deserve it, and the Freedom to tithe to our Job Creators. Praise Him!