tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-167042572024-03-13T00:14:42.576-07:00Edicts of NancyThe blogosphere's most persecuted Christian!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.comBlogger661125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-90207650039829296992014-01-01T13:41:00.001-08:002014-01-01T13:44:12.619-08:00Your Hate ParadeNew Year's Day is when Our Nation's metaphorical testes drop, much like the Times Square ball, and we renew our committment to manliness through such brutishly heterosexual pursuits as resolving to improve our figures, sipping mimosas at brunch, and watching beauty queens wave from floats covered in rose petals. Disrupting this cycle of masculinity would make The Left happier than <a href="http://www.thewire.com/politics/2013/12/pajama-clad-probably-gay-guy-proves-obamacare-terrible/356280/">Pajama Boy at the Lancome counter at Macy's</a>. Unsurprisingly, their minions are hard at work <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/31/conservatives-urge-boycott-of-rose-parade-over-same-sex-wedding-float/">raining The Gay down on our parade</a>:<blockquote>Anti-LGBT activists and other right-wing conservatives are calling for a boycott of the 2014 Rose Parade because of a parade float that will feature the wedding of a same-sex couple. <br />
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CBS Los Angeles reported on Monday that Aubrey Loots and Danny LeClair plan to formalize their partnership of 12 years atop a float sponsored by the AIDS Health Foundation in this year’s parade. <br />
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The two will be the first same-sex couple to get married in the parade. On its Facebook Page, the foundation announced that the two men will be married on top of a float made of thousands of flowers shaped into a white wedding cake. The float will be one of 45 featured in this year’s Rose Parade, a tradition that dates back 125 years.</blockquote>The depths to which these people will sink to further their perverted agenda is truly appalling. Not only are they mocking the Sacred institution of marriage, but they're even defiling our Holiest pastries! I'm pretty sure the Freedom of assembly guarantees me the right not to see two dudes kissing when I go to a parade. If radical homosexual activists insist on pushing their agenda down our throats, they shouldn't be surpised to find out how <a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/254466/2013-the-year-gay-marriage-won">resoundingly</a> <a href="http://www.nationaljournal.com/congressional-connection/coverage/poll-end-workplace-discrimination-against-gays-20131210">unpopular</a> it really is. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-15871823239453015282013-12-08T17:24:00.001-08:002013-12-08T17:27:47.349-08:00Locks & the Social ContractFor centuries, Our Heavenly Father Blessed Our Nation for adhering to traditional Christians values in personal grooming with prosperity and military victories over the evil-doers, unlike the French, whose women's unshorn pits have resulted in countless military losses. This all changed when Bill & Hillary C. ushered in "The Sixties," in which the radical deviation from Judeo-Christian standards of hygiene led to our defeat at the cameltoes of Jane Fonda and her leotard-clad Viet Cong insurgents.<br />
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This malaise isn't limited to the battlefield. As liberals convince ladies to spend less time exalting Our Creator with hairstyles in keeping with Christian Womanhood, our businesses, except for brief periods under the Reagan and Bush II presidencies, have lost their competitive edge. The latest example of this is taking place at <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/12/06/3030641/dashiki-discrimination/">BP</a>, where The Left is kneecapping this upstanding global citizen with politically correct hairdos:<blockquote>A black woman says she was fired from British Petroleum (BP) for wearing a dashiki and for wearing her hair in braids. <br />
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Melphine Evans was a vice president and CFO for two BP ofshoots. Now, she is suing those companies and nine individuals, saying she was told that how she dressed was only appropriate “during ‘culture day,’ black history month or special diversity events/days,” and that it was making her colleagues “uncomfortable.” ...<br />
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Still, in her 24-page lawsuit filed with the Orange County Superior Court this week, Evans says that her supervisor told her, “‘You intimidate and make your colleagues uncomfortable by wearing ethnic clothing and ethnic hairstyles,” according to Courthouse News. Her so-called “ethnic hairstyles” were braids or twists, common ways for an African American woman to wear her hair.<br />
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“If you are going to wear ethnic clothing, you should alert people in advance that you will be wearing something ethnic,” Evans says she was told.</blockquote>As someone who lives in constant fear of hoodies-clad hooligans wielding fun-packs of Skittles, I understand this supervisor's defensiveness. When will black people realize that they could have <a href="http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/rnc-reflects-ending-racism">ended racism</a> long ago if they quit insisting on making white folk uncomfortable?<br />
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Aside from the detrimental effects this woman's braids had on capitalism, I can't help but wonder how they may have led to the Deepwater Horizon oil spill of 2010. Who's to say that her coworkers weren't so threatened by her menacing weave and bold tribal prints that they couldn't adequately perform the functions of their job? Liberals love to blame the petroleum industry for these sorts of environmental catastrophes, but the truth of the matter is that their nihilistic denigration of the Canonical hairstyles of Nancy Reagan and Sarah Palin is what's causing the world's ecological woes. Only by returning to the Values reflected in the tresses of our foremothers can we hope to return Our Nation to its former Glory. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-4719697668449246112013-06-08T08:26:00.000-07:002013-06-08T08:26:13.777-07:00Bleeding Is FundamentalPerhaps I should take solace in how predictable the totalitarian impulse of The Left is. They will take another <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/08/us/santa-monica-college-shooting.html">mass Freedom event</a>:<blockquote>Four people were killed and five wounded on Friday morning as a gunman, dressed in black and carrying an assault rifle, strode across Santa Monica firing at people, cars, a public bus and buildings before being shot and killed by the police at the Santa Monica College Library, the authorities said.</blockquote>and turn it into renewed call for <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/blog/Shut%20Down%20the%20NRA%20and%20Amend%20the%20Second%20Amendment/">restricting our God-Granted right to bear arms</a>.<br />
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Conveniently overlooked -- again -- is the real cause of this tragedy: libraries. Rather than stocking their shelves with the useful and valuable firearms that would actually benefit their communities, librarians have instead chosen to fill their facilities with worthless items like books, dvds, and internet access for perverts. How can we reasonably expect a group of children to defend themselves against some misguided Patriot if all they have to throw at him are <a href="http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/charlotte-allen-newtown-shooting-comments-121912">feltboard puppets</a>? Our Heavenly Father has Blessed us with a capitalist system that makes the Second Amendment accessible to even the <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/girl-shot-killed-by-brother-with-rifle-he-recieved-as-a-gift.php?ref=fpblg">tiniest digits</a>. Until libraries begin taking their responsibilities to their communities seriously, Our Nation will remain awash in the blood of the innocents. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-48407981447942173952012-09-22T07:43:00.004-07:002012-09-22T09:40:08.374-07:00White Woman's BurdenAnn Romney may not be a Christian, but at least she's white, which is a lot more than we can say for some of these uppity bitches we've had the misfortune to call "First" "Lady" recently. The other day she offered us a glimmer of hope (of the non-negroid persuasion, naturally) that the universe may finally be restored to its rightful order by once again bringing the Word -- <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/04/10/con04418.html">previously brought by Divine Messenger George W. Bush</a> -- that <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57517556-503544/ann-romney-to-critics-stop-it-this-is-hard-/">presidentin' is hard work</a>:<br />
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Amid ongoing criticism over the management of her husband's presidential campaign, Ann Romney on Thursday responded to the critics in an interview on Radio Iowa: "Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," she said.<br />
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"This is hard and, you know, it's an important thing that we're doing right now and it's an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country," Romney said.</blockquote>
You people really should be more grateful that a man of Mitt Romney's caliber is willing to forego his executive salary for a few years in order to wean you off the government teat. I personally can barely sleep at night knowing that Ann Romney is now so busy on the campaign trail that she probably needs to pay someone to <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-07-27/romneys-have-tax-deduction-with-olympic-hopes-on-rafalca.html">pay someone to ride her disco therapy horse</a>.<br />
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Christians (and <a href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2012-08-30/romney-speaks-of-mormon-faith-to-try-to-dispel-prejudice">reasonable facsimiles thereof</a>), take succor in knowing that the Nobamas may soon be sent packing back to their Blue State hellhole and we'll be able to once again enjoy the Values that are part and parcel of a Republican administration: <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2012/08/mitt-romneys-coming-war-on-iran-a-tale-of-two-conventions.html">war</a> in the Middle East, <a href="http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2012/09/20/romney-vows-repeal-obamacare-accepts-grandfather-title-laugh">health care for those who <i>deserve</i> it</a>, and the Freedom to <a href="http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/01/dooh-nibor/">tithe to our Job Creators</a>. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-49791136349855175602012-05-22T20:44:00.001-07:002012-05-22T21:02:25.744-07:00Still Negroid After All These Years<a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/22/palin-advises-romney-go-rogue-and-use-rev-wright-to-attack-obama/">Thus spake Mama Grizzly</a>:<blockquote>The half-term Alaska governor replied: “I thought so in 2008 and that’s why I went rogue, if you will, and disagreed with some of John McCain’s advisers when they said, no, a lot of these issues like past associations and Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers and those that helped shape Obama’s world view needed to be off the table and not discussed. I disagreed then, I disagree now.”<br />
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“Barack Obama in 2008 was an empty vessel,” she continued. “The public did not know who or what filled this vessel in order to create what has become a very confused and mission and visionless leader for our country. Well, now it’s not too late to change course and this next go around understand what has filled up that vessel. Who are these people? Who are the radicals, the Marxist professors that he said he would hang out with, some of his friends and associations.”</blockquote>As you are well aware, lamestream media has subjected the secret relationship between Rev. Jeremiah Wright & the dark prince Barack Hussein to an unprecedented news blackout... with the exception of those two months of nonstop coverage between March and May 2008. In doing so, they are robbing Our Nation of the opportunity to fully understand the dangerously radical ideology that animates all "President" Obama's treasonous actions: he's black, by and large. Sadly, this is evident only to the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/in-conservative-media-a-race-war-rages">keenest minds</a> of our public conservative intellectuals, like Rush Limbaugh & Sarah Palin, but hopefully Mitt will follow the sage counsel of Governor Palin and subject this little understood phenomenon to some public scrutiny once and for all. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-44577572294221429472012-05-15T05:37:00.000-07:002012-05-15T05:38:33.718-07:00Whiter Shade of PaleWhile the Republicans have my utmost Devotion for their tireless defense of Traditional Values, I am sometimes embarrassed by an apparent lack of basic scientific knowledge. Take, for instance, the <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/05/14/482200/lankford-fired-gay/">recent comments by Rep. James Lankford (R-OK)</a>, who argues that homosexuality, unlike race, is a mutable trait:<blockquote>Well, you’re now dealing with behavior and I’m trying to figure out exactly what you’re trying to mean by that. Because you’re dealing with — race and sexual preferences are two different things. One is a behavior-related and preference-related and one is something inherently — skin color, something obvious, that kind of stuff. You don’t walk up to someone on the street and look at them and say, “Gay or straight?”</blockquote>What the good congressman is unaware of is that, thanks to important developments in the glamour technologies, being black is a choice as well. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/16/health/16skin.html?pagewanted=all">Skin bleaching ointments</a> offer the promise of whiteness to anyone who is willing to do the hard work of repeated daily applications, whether they be African-"American" or <a href="http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/usa/weekly/2011-09/23/content_13775846.htm">heathen Chinee</a>. America's racial tensions could be a thing of the past if those shiftless minorities would only get with the program.<br />
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Even more exciting is the promise that the skilled application of beauty products could have on reversing homosexuality, at least as it relates to the Evil practice of lesbianism (the gents are another story, as it seems to have the <a href="http://www.bettyjack.com/funtone/experience/">opposite effect</a>). It's widely known that our Sapphic friends are to makeup as vampires are to sunlight, to get all PSAT on your asses. If only they were compelled to apply some lipstick and a little bit of blush, the boys might think they're pretty, and then they'd abandon their manly pursuits and have babies. It's outcomes like this that make me think that we should be teaching cosmetology in school, rather than liberal junk science like "biology" or "physics." But, given the liberal stranglehold on education, that's no more likely to happen than a Christian being elected president. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-82283820770604254642012-02-12T20:59:00.000-08:002012-02-12T21:02:02.876-08:00Whitney With an UpsilonBecause of their intense hatred for the stability of the conventional family, radical homosexual activists worship troubled divas with a history of drug and relationship problems. Homosexuals reacted to the death of Judy Garland by violently rioting for the past 43 years. And in Greece, the birthplace of homosexuality, we are seeing <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/02/12/world/europe/greece-debt-crisis/index.html?hpt=hp_t1">the same sort of lawlessness after the death of Whitney Houston</a>:<blockquote>Lawmakers in Greece voted early Monday to approve another round of austerity measures, sought in return for a new eurozone bailout of the debt-stricken country, while protests raged in the streets.<br />
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As lawmakers debated, police turned tear gas and stun grenades on demonstrators outside Greece's Parliament. Several buildings, including a bank, cafes and a movie theater, in Athens were set ablaze.</blockquote>The complaints of the Greek homos, if you'll pardon the redundancy, assert that austerity measures harm the people least responsible for the financial crisis. This mirrors the Occupy Wall Street message, leaving me to wonder: Are the OWS protesters actually a giant group of dick-suckers? Is the social safety net they're so adamant about preserving actually a giant sling, like the ones found in their perverted sex clubs, by which they will violate Our Nation's hershey-hole? Obviously these are the ramifications that the liberal media won't tell you about, leaving it to us courageous conservative bloggers to tell you the harsh truths: If America is to have any chance of enjoying the robust economic growth of the Bush administration and preserve its Christian heritage, we need to start shrinking the economy, severely, through budget cuts to the sick and poor. <a href="http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2012/02/republican-jesus-joins-team-romney.html">It's what Our Lord Himself has decreed</a>. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-55154852019052008562012-02-09T20:56:00.000-08:002012-02-09T20:58:34.154-08:00Insolent ShockOne of the most effective Alinskyite tactics used by liberals is to side with thugs and hooligans when our noble law enforcement officials give them a richly deserved ass-kicking. This shameless pandering allows The Left to posture as some sort of champion of civil rights and garner more votes from special interests; meanwhile, the rule of law and respect for Traditional Values is eroded further. This war against Our Nation was plainly visible yet again this week, and there's no surprise which tribe of vicious hoodlums they were defending. If I said Halle Berry, Della Reese, and Sugar Ray Robinson were members of this exalted caste, would there be any doubt about who I was referring to? Of course not; it's <a href="http://www.lvrj.com/news/video-shows-officers-beating-motorist-in-diabetic-shock-138901274.html">diabetics</a>:<blockquote>Adam Greene is on his stomach as a pack of police officers pile on him, driving their knees into his back and wrenching his arms and legs. One officer knees him in the ribs; another kicks him in the face.<br />
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"Stop resisting," officers on the video yell, but Greene, his face pushed into the pavement, hasn't resisted. He doesn't even move -- maybe can't move -- because he's gone into diabetic shock caused by low blood sugar. ...<br />
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Greene was released without a citation, and officers apologized to him for "beating him up," the lawsuit said.<br />
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He immediately went to a hospital, where he was treated for the broken ribs and the bruises to his hands, neck, face and scalp, the lawsuit said.</blockquote>Despite the liberal media's attempts to paint Mr. Greene as some sort of "victim" of police "brutality," they're only giving you half the story. You wouldn't know it from the favorable coverage the lamestream media gives "Diabetic-Americans" (as they insist on being called), but there is a pervasive culture of nihilism in the diabetes community, with the constant glorification of senseless violence and wanton sexuality promoted by gangsta rappers like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIvPzyK_8I">Wilford Brimley</a>.<br />
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Sadly, this incident will only be used by The Left to further undermine the Moral authority of our police officers, and it will feed into the sense of victimization many diabetics falsely have. They'll wrongly conclude that police officers routinely abuse their authority in the most routine of circumstances, rather than learning the true lesson of this incident: that they should be grateful to live in a country where even <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/02/04/fox-news-the-poors-arent-poor-they-have-gout/">the poorest among us can achieve a level of ill health formerly reserved for the upper classes</a>. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-85615488335099614842012-02-04T21:44:00.000-08:002012-02-04T21:48:18.974-08:00Ancient Chinese SecretEven though the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-wilson/divorce-rate-in-gay-marri_b_267259.html">malignant effects of "gay" marriage</a> are widely known, Our Nation continues to struggle with this scourge. In a horrific updating of the domino theory, state after state continues to succumb to the Lavender Menace, with the good people of Washington State now joining the <a href="http://www.npr.org/2012/02/02/146260831/senate-passes-gay-marriage-bill-in-washington-state">boys in the band</a> (skin flute, first chair). So imagine my delight to learn via my Prayer Warriors at <a href="http://www.wnd.com/2012/02/expert-millions-of-chinese-wives-wed-to-gay-men/">World Net Daily</a> that one country had found a way to preserve the Sanctity of Marriage: by exerting crushing amounts of pressure on the cocksuckers to conform.<blockquote>There may be as many as 16 million women on the Chinese mainland who are married to homosexual men, a leading expert has estimated.<br />
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Professor Zhang Bei-chuan at Qingdao University, an authority on AIDS and HIV, says that due to traditional family values in China, about 90 percent of homosexual men get married because of pressure to conform.</blockquote>I'm typically hard-pressed to say anything favorable about our goldfish-tending friends from the Orient, but this willingness to do any job, no matter how personally distasteful they may find it, raises their standing in my eyes immeasurably. Maybe if The Left ever finds a few billion dollars for one of those high-speed railroads they're always threatening to sock us taxpayers with, we can import some Chinese homosexuals to build it! As a gesture of gratitude, we can let them marry some of our comely American daughters. If history is any guide, they will ascend the ranks of the Republican Party establishment and become our future <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/06/chris-myers-medford-new-jersey-escort-sex-scandal_n_1131381.html">mayors</a>, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20467347/ns/politics/t/craig-resigns-over-airport-bathroom-sex-sting/#.Ty4XAMVSR2A">senators</a>, and God willing, maybe even <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/12/19/1046983/-Is-Rick-Perry-the-Biggest-Homosexual-Hypocrite-in-America-">president</a>. This is exactly the sort of work ethic America needs. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-30769977863434468962012-01-24T17:48:00.000-08:002012-01-25T09:18:45.966-08:00Thank You For SmokingDespite their support for raising the minimum wage and providing social services for the needy, liberals have somehow managed to claim the mantle of caring about poor people. That's why I'm grateful to my Prayer Warrior P.J. O'Rourke for <a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/they-hate-poor-people_617428.html">exposing the hypocrisy</a> of this so-called compassion of The Left's punitive anti-smoking laws in public housing:<blockquote>And poor people do have a lot of troubles. Sometimes, when you’ve got a crap job and are going to get laid off from it besides and your crack-head daughter has three kids by four fathers and your oldest son is on the front in Afghanistan and your youngest son can’t decide which drug crew to join and the cable company has cut off service and somebody’s jimmying the twelfth lock on the sheet-metal door, you’d like to sit down on your own damn chair in your own damn kitchen and have a smoke.<br />
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Well, forget it. The progressive elites are already charging you $7 for that pack of king-size filter tips, and pretty soon they’re going to add the price of eviction. Because they hate your guts.</blockquote>While I think Brother P.J. may be a little off-message here about the taxes paid by the poor on their cigarettes -- can they ever truly <a href="http://www.alternet.org/teaparty/152012/gop_presidential_candidates_rick_perry_and_michele_bachmann_mad_that_poor_people_don't_pay_more_taxes/">be high enough</a> to compensate for the drag they are on our job Creators? -- I fully agree with his underlying conceit: that liberals demonstrate their contempt for the poor by legislating away life's small pleasures.<br />
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That's but one example. What would be more edifying for our underclass than sitting on their toilets, taking a gentlemanly dump, and reading The National Review, The Weekly Standard, or perhaps even the liberal New Republic? Doing so would open their eyes to what parasites they are and inspire them to go out and so something productive, like maybe even getting a job at a <a href="http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/04/13/the-end-of-welfare-as-we-know-it/">conservative think tank</a>! But unfortunately, thanks to the Democrats' incessant calls for <a href="http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch/food-safety/203531-house-democrats-call-for-tougher-food-safety-audits-following-deadly-listeria-outbreak">stricter food safety regulation</a>, they'll never experience the enlightenment (or the quick weight loss - did you hear that, Michelle Obama?) that a bout of chronic diarrhea from food poisoning can provide. Naturally, the lamestream media will paint the libtards as altruistic heroes and revile us conservatives as heartless villains, but that's just the sad facts of life until Obama is sent packing back to Kenya. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-36705231111393343852012-01-22T14:23:00.000-08:002012-01-22T21:20:11.117-08:00Deen ScreemAs those of us who've ever enjoyed the deliciousness of deep fried food know, partially hydrogenated fats are the delectable taste of Freedom. This is why The Left is so determined to <a href="http://fitfrying.com/map/trans-fat-ban-map.php">take them away</a> from us, and why the First "Lady" is forever threatening to crush Our Nation's children like so many walnuts with <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2011/12/lawmaker-to-apologize-for-saying-michelle-obama-has-a-big-butt.html">her titanic ass</a> for eating <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/cookie-protest-sarah-palin-calls-pennsylvania-nanny-state/story?id=12104862#.Txx1MqVSR2A">cookies</a>. Initially I thought this sort of tyranny dressed up as nanny-statism was just another way of desensitizing us to the steady loss of Constitutional rights we've experienced under Barack Hussein's imperial rule, before he ships us all off to his re-education camps. But thanks to my Prayer Warriors at Fox News, I see that it's really just an assault on the culture of Real America by effete liberal elites. Look away, <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/01/21/god-guns-and-grease-its-northern-snobbery-that-fuels-paula-deen-fingerpointing/">Dixieland</a>!<blockquote>Georgia's down-home diva Paula Deen was this week treated to an unhealthy serving of self-satisfied condescension after she admitted she has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. But nowhere was the response more unsavory than on the New York food scene with its resident lothario Anthony Bourdain leading the assault. ...<br />
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From food to faith, the mythic Dixie--soulful and abundant, passionate and insubmissive--has always clashed with the rigidly cosmopolitan north, which keeps an ever watchful eye on we, her unlearned, drawling wards.<br />
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Yet the northern perspective of the South amounts to little more than a crude distillation of the most specious of stereotypes, the uncouth yang to their cultured yin. Reserving unparalleled contempt for the region's myths and manners, fundamental to northern exceptionalism is the notion of southern inadequacy.</blockquote>I fully recognize this liberal contempt for the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery">Glorious customs</a> of the South, as I was treated to this same sort of derisive sneering and eye-rolling from the homosexuals at my former workplace whenever I brought in my <a href="http://edictsofnancy.blogspot.com/2007/07/happy-birthday-america.html">patriotic three bean salad</a>. "Oh great, I was looking for some nutritionally devoid calories," they'd hiss at me, and then titter like schoolgirls among themselves, and go back to debating the merits of foreskin, or whatever it is those people talk about. <br />
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The only conclusion I can draw from these events is that "nutrition" is another one of those liberal junk sciences like "climatology" and <a href="edictsofnancy.blogspot.com/2008/06/elements-of-treason.html">"chemistry"</a> brazenly used to advance the radical homosexual agenda of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001MVREZU/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books">physical fitness</a>, whereby we all have taut bodies and the endurance for marathons sessions of anal sex at their Unitarian swingers retreats. So, Christians, you know exactly what to do. Every pound you gain is a victory for Jesus, so supersize it, in the name of The Lord. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-11066351731234667432012-01-19T15:21:00.000-08:002012-01-19T15:21:19.478-08:00The Inconvenient TruthLiberals possess many annoying traits, chief among them their "concern" for society's <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/politics/articles/2012/01/18/gop_campaign_rhetoric_raising_racial_concerns/">laziest members</a>, and their reflexive hostility to <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/01/17/402438/santorum-staffer-says-women-shouldnt-be-president-because-its-against-gods-will/">Traditional Values</a>. But if there were any one characteristic that most shows how frivolous our hippie friends are, it's their tendency to get worked up over things that simply don't exist. "Global warming" is a favorite hobby horse The Left likes to ride whenever they feel like attacking the Free Market, which is practically always, because it allows them to blame Our Nation's <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/romm/2012/01/13/403443/keystone-xl-tar-sands-pipeline-jobs-plan-oil-export/">job creators</a> while validating their own pathetic inability to afford a halfways decent SUV. Their latest bleating comes via Agence France-Presse (<i>ooh la la!</i>) and represents the high water mark for this sort of <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/01/19/data-shows-2011-a-record-breaking-year-for-extreme-weather/">libtard hysterics</a>:<blockquote>Last year broke records for extreme weather in the United States, with 14 events each causing at least a billion dollars in damage, US authorities said on Thursday.<br />
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Also, 2011 marked 35 years in a row that global temperatures have been warmer than average, according to data released by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. ...<br />
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Separately, the US space agency NASA announced that 2011 was the ninth warmest year on record since 1880 in global average surface temperature, with nine of the 10 warmest years in history taking place since 2000.</blockquote>What's so absurd about the global warming truthers is that the link between homosexuality and extreme weather events such as <a href="http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/06/pastor_tom_broc.php">tornadoes</a> and <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2008/04/23/22152/hagee-katrina-mccain/">hurricanes</a> has already been well established. However, anything that threatens their fragile worldview or risks causing dissension in their ranks is summarily dismissed.<br />
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If liberals were serious about preventing extreme weather events, they'd put their money where their syphilis-ridden mouths are and support a move to a Virtue-based economy in which vice is taxed to pay for the damage it does to the environment. Gross polluters like homosexuals could buy surplus credits from us Christians to offset the destruction caused by their sinful lifestyle. Gradually, Our Nation's economy would realign itself so that industries that promote homosexuality (interior decorating, the floral trade) become so cost-prohibitive that they become relics of the past. Given <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/post/romneys-gop-critics-undermining-his-general-election-argument/2012/01/10/gIQArYIVoP_blog.html">The Left's hatred of capitalism</a>, I doubt we'll see this sort of intellectual honesty from them. Instead, expect more handwringing for our sob sisters on The Left and more baseless attacks from their enablers in the Lamestream Media. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-91191605211916136672012-01-17T08:21:00.000-08:002012-01-17T08:21:46.272-08:00Satan's Velvet HolsterEver since he ruthlessly seized power in 2008's bloodless coup, Barack Hussein Obama has shredded our beloved Constitution in his quest to destroy America. He has imposed levels of <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/06/01/233526/taxes-lower-reagan/">taxation</a> unseen since colonial rule, turned our healthcare system into something out of a <a href="http://www.mass.gov/portal/">totalitarian state</a>, and has made the public expression of <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=8479512">Christianity</a> grounds for a public stoning. Perhaps his greatest blow to Freedom, though, has been the way he has methodically <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2011/09/26/328300/paranoid-nra-chief-obama-leaving-gun-owners-alone-is-conspiracy-to-take-away-guns/">chipped away</a> at the Second Amendment. Initially I thought this aggressive push for gun control was to make us more compliant for when the New Black Panther Party shock troops march into town with their nightsticks, but now I see its true purpose — <a href="http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/13/10150869-for-suspect-gun-is-a-pain-in-the">promoting anal sex</a>:<blockquote>A man who was pulled over for a traffic violation in North Carolina was found this week with a gun in his jail cell — a big gun that authorities believe he hid in his rectum.<br />
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The man, identified as Michael Leon Ward, 22, of Canton, Ga., was in the Onslow County, N.C., jail after his arrest Monday morning. He is awaiting extradition to Georgia, where he is wanted on a fugitive warrant in a murder investigation. ...<br />
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Deputies told NBC station WITN of Washington, N.C., that Ward was searched and then strip-searched before he was put into a holding cell. Jailers also made Ward perform what they call a "squat and cough" procedure.<br />
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Only later did they find the gun — a .38-caliber revolver, with a 4½-inch barrel. While it wasn't loaded, it worked just fine when officers loaded a bullet and test-fired it.</blockquote>The Founding Fathers would weep if they read this. Here they thought they were enshrining our Sacred right to bear arms in our precious Constitution, not in our anuses.<br />
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What I find particularly chilling are the broader implications of this: Which of our Freedoms will we only be able to enjoy by sticking things up the tradesman's entrance? Will Democrats pass a law mandating that The Bible only be available in suppository form? Will that be the only location where we are free from warrantless searches & seizures, thus replacing my trusty handbag and fanny pack? Whatever the final toll to Our Nation, it is imperative that we Christians work to remove Obama from office this year so we can take our guns out of our asses and put them back where they belong — in <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/07/ohio-legalizes-firearms-in-bars-night-clubs-sports-venues/">bars</a>, <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/azelections/articles/2011/12/20/20111220arizona-guns-campus-push.html">schools</a>, and <a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/02/guns-were-banned-in-mt-rainier-national-park-before-2010">national parks</a>. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-16101815084571499712012-01-12T22:11:00.000-08:002012-01-12T22:13:34.623-08:00Sapphron RevolutionAs a Christian, sending your child to college is the worst mistake you could possibly make. Liberal indoctrination begins the moment your child begins receiving the glossy recruitment materials featuring a smiling student body of all races and all sexual persuasions. The brainwashing doesn't relent until graduation, and by then it's too late, when your little Johnny graduates with a degree in Menstrual Studies with a minor in Blaming America. College graduates as a whole tend to congregate in decadent urban enclaves where they have ready access to Craigslist hookers and drugs, willfully reject the Glory of His Creation, and perhaps worst of all, reliably vote for the Democrat Party. "President" Obama understands this; thankfully so does Rick Santorum, who is <a href="http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/10/rick-santorums-anti-college-rant/">courageously speaking out</a> about the national scourge of higher education. Sadly, the guerilla war against Our Nation has intensified, and I doubt you'll be surprised to learn <a href="http://cnsnews.com/news/article/hillary-clinton-offers-world-class-education-us-women-muslim-countries">who's leading this fifth column</a>:<blockquote>The federal government is partnering with dozens of U.S. colleges to provide women from Muslim counties with a "world-class" education in science, technology, engineering and math.<br />
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced the NeXXt Scholars partnership last month, and her remarks were posted on the State Department Web site Monday.<br />
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"Today's next Madame Curie could be sitting in a high school classroom in Cairo, Jakarta, or Mogadishu, yearning for opportunities to explore her potential. The United States is determined to help give her that chance."<br />
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Clinton said the scholarship program will "create new opportunities for women from predominantly Muslim nations to pursue world-class undergraduate educations in science, technology, engineering, and math."</blockquote>Hillary Clinton's affinity for, ahem, Arabian carpet is <a href="http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2007/11/hillary-lesbian.html">well documented</a>, which makes the hidden dimensions of this news all the more terrifying: Chairman Hillary, with the blessing of Barack Hussein Obama, is training a secret army of Muslim lesbians to subvert our already weakened Constitution and install the Caliphate! Well, "ladies," this infidel will not submit, and Christians, neither should you. Please join me in securing America by demanding an end to affordable college education for America's children, as well as any foreign ones. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-74250550118978820562012-01-10T16:52:00.000-08:002012-01-10T16:59:57.568-08:00Toss Those Cookies!If there's anything that fills me with Outrage, it's how The Left has polluted the Values of Our Nation's young people. Not too long ago, America was a nation of chaste, virtuous, law-abiding Christians. Then Hillary popped her first birth control pill on her way to a Peter, Paul & Mary concert, and it's been one headlong plunge into the Moral sewer ever since. The result of this decay has been catastrophic: Homosexuals may marry and hold jobs in certain parts of the country, women defer starting families into their 40s (if ever), and uppity minorities <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/01/08/400175/black-man-confronts-gingrich-food-stamps/">can sass</a> <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/01/07/399983/black-woman-confronts-santorum-over-comments-why-do-you-have-a-problem-against-black-people/">their betters</a> with impunity. Perhaps the most devastating thing, though, is the decline support for Republicans by the <a href="http://www.people-press.org/2011/11/03/the-generation-gap-and-the-2012-election-3/">post-Baby Boom generations</a> and <a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/01/the_gender_gap_in_politics_why_do_women_vote_differently_than_men_.html">women</a> of all age groups.<br />
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At the vanguard of corrupting our children is the Girl Scouts of America. Rather than teaching today's Christian ladies the finer points of embroidery and how to apply cosmetics, they've instead adopted a program of cultural jihad that reads like a chapter out of the <a href="http://www.jtfgtmo.southcom.mil/storyarchive/2007/August/081407-2-manmanual.html">Al Qaeda training manual</a>, with merit badges for crushing men's testicles and being a global warming patsy. So you can imagine how Rapturously thrilled I am to learn that one of their young charges has <a href="http://www.wnd.com/2012/01/teen-girl-scout-calls-for-cookie-boycott/">had enough of their liberal indoctrination</a>:<blockquote>A reportedly 14-year-old Girl Scout has joined with parents and Scout alumni to call for a boycott of the widely popular Girl Scout cookies, claiming the organization is using cookie proceeds to push a radical homosexual agenda at the expense of the Scouts’ safety.<br />
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The girl, identified as Taylor from Ventura County, Calif. – but whose parents have asked her last name and troop number be withheld – made a YouTube video calling for the boycott after she was shocked to discover Girl Scouts USA, or GSUSA, has been admitting transgender boys who claim to be girls into scout troops.<br />
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After controversy arose over the potential admission of Colorado 7-year-old Bobby Montoya last month, The Girl Scouts of Colorado released a statement explaining, “We accept all girls in kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child identifies as a girl and the child’s family presents her as a girl, Girl Scouts of Colorado welcomes her as a Girl Scout.”</blockquote>I'm so inspired by young Taylor's brave stand for Traditional Values that I'm going to make one of my own: Membership in the Girl Scouts should be restricted to men 45 years of age or older. This will prevent our impressionable Daughters of Eve from being exposed to the poisonous ideas that inevitably lead to a ruinous future of an apartment full of cats and a career as a gym teacher. More importantly, it will help reverse the demographic trends that threaten to lead the Republican Party to extinction. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-2570293991134661172012-01-08T15:09:00.000-08:002012-01-08T15:11:05.806-08:00Perverted By LanguageOne of the most effective means The Left has of persecuting Christians is by strictly controlling the acceptable terms of debate. Diverge from the liberal script even slightly and you're branded a racist, a hydrophobe, or worse. Just last week, Rick Santorum <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/01/06/1052241/-Update-x2:-Not-from-The-Onion:-Santorum-now-claims-he-said-BLAH-People,-not-Black-People">caught flak</a> for implying that Blah Americans are lazy welfare sponges; had he used the term endorsed by the PC Politburo, "African-American," no one would have refudiated him.<br />
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Liberal control of public discourse goes even further than this, however. Another effective weapon in the hippies' arsenal is to mandate the use of coarse language to make their decadent crusades "relevant" and confer legitimacy upon them. Radical homosexual activists have had the most luck with this, as the perverted connotations of "bottom" & "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men">MSM</a>" have left them unfit for use in polite society. Unsurprisingly, the teachers unions have now adopted this tactic, and they're using it to turn today's Christian youths into <a href="http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/taxpayer-funded-video-teaches-kids-graphic-sex-lingo.html">ravenous sex maniacs</a>:<blockquote>A New York lawmaker is demanding that state health workers remove a taxpayer-funded video series that promotes “raw-dogging” and other graphic sexual activities to teenagers as young as 13-years-old. ...<br />
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The graphic videos feature young actors talking about sex while using street lingo – including words like “raw dogging” – having sex without wearing a condom.<br />
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“This video is raunchy,” State. Sen. Martin Golden told Fox News & Commentary. “It’s wrong, it’s shameful and they shouldn’t be doing it.” ...<br />
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Golden said the videos portray unprotected sex as “so good, so juicy.”</blockquote>Not only is this Morally wrong to teach kids that sex is fun, but it's also factually incorrect: The sex act, when performed correctly, is arduous, dirty business that leaves both parties filled with pain and stinging regret.<br />
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The answer to America's "sex" "education" crisis is plainly obvious. It should be conducted entirely in the language of the King James Version, so that children are bored rather than titillated at the prospect of sexual congress. I don't know what "raw dogging" is, but by the sounds of it, I would imagine it to combine the charms of self-flagellation with the wholesome appeal of a Lassie movie -- who wouldn't be tempted to delve further? I know I am. But tell a teenager that "The jackal that hath been uncooked shall be unclean," and he'll keep those pants firmly zipped. What we have here, my friends, are Common Sense Conservative Solutions in action! <br />
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Virtue will only be restored to Our Nation when Conservatives can participate fully in national discussions without being ostracized for speaking obvious Truths. Until we can gain equal footing in this debate, we will remain America's <a href="http://www.muddypolitics.com/2011/09/meaning-of-ponzi-scheme-vs-consequences.html">most</a> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1990/09/20/opinion/the-politics-of-slash-and-burn.html">Persecuted</a> <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/201112010018">minority</a>. Praise Him!<br />
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<br />Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-33579708549728826552012-01-07T22:23:00.000-08:002012-01-07T22:25:43.215-08:00Incontinental BreakfastThe rustic accomodations of bed & breakfasts have had an exalted spot in the hearts of Christians ever since Our Heavenly King was born at the inn in Bethlehem. The unconscious touches of Americana found at your typical B&B -- the quilts, the cozies, the salt & pepper shakers in the likeness of John Quincy Adams -- emphasize how deeply a Christian nation America is. Striking a blow against these veritable Temples of Wholesomeness is something only someone who despises America would want to do, so it comes as no surprise to learn that radical homosexual activists are <a href="http://www.onenewsnow.com/Legal/Default.aspx?id=1509818">trying to do just that</a>:<blockquote>A bed and breakfast in Illinois that is currently under attack by a homosexual couple is now getting aid from Alliance Defense Fund.<br />
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Complaints were lodged with the state Human Rights Commission by two men who objected to the owners of the TimberCreek Bed and Breakfast refusing to allow their property to be used for same-gender civil union ceremonies, which are now legal in Illinois.<br />
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ADF attorney Bryan Beauman says about the owners of the bed and breakfast, “They're willing to host weddings for marriages, but they decline to host any civil union ceremonies for both same-sex or opposite-sex couples. But we just believe this discrimination charge is baseless.”</blockquote>Having dealt with my share of hysterical queens and their knee-jerk accusations of hydrophobia over the years, I find the ADF's sangfroid to be the best way to respond to The Left's tantrums. <a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/08/16/substantial-evidence-that-bbs-violated-downstate-gay-couples-rights/">Baseless indeed</a>:<blockquote>An e-mail reply from [TimberCreek owner] Jim Walder stated: “We will never host same-sex civil unions. We will never host same-sex weddings even if they become legal in Illinois. We believe homosexuality is wrong and unnatural based on what the Bible says about it. If that is discrimination, I guess we unfortunately discriminate.”<br />
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When informed by Todd Wathen of the new law, Walder replied in an e-mail, “The Bible does not state opinions, but facts. It contains the highest laws pertinent to man. It trumps Illinois law, United States law, and global law should there ever be any.”<br />
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In a later e-mail, Wathen wrote, “Hi Todd, I know you may not want to hear this, but I thought I would send along a couple of verses in Romans 1 detailing how the creator of the universe looks at the gay lifestyle. It’s not to late to change your behavior.”</blockquote>We should all strive to strike such a moderate and dispassionate tone. By conducting ourselves evenhandedly and with restraint, we can show that our actions are motivated by Christian Love, and not by animosity towards those perverted dick suckers. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-82467405882028396922012-01-05T22:23:00.000-08:002012-01-05T22:24:12.994-08:00Yom Of FinlandAs a Christian, I consider one of the most important foreign policy goals Our Nation can achieve is keeping Israel free: free of Muslims, free of Arabs, free of <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/12/10/gingrich-describes-palestinian-people-as-invented/">"Palestinians,"</a> and other than <a href="http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/news/do-ethiopian-immigrants-suffer-from-racism-1.249544">those crazy <i>schwarzes</i></a> who took a wrong turn at Sukkot a few thousand years ago, free of negroes. Our Nations share a deeply Spiritual bond, one that can only be strengthened by the likes of <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/middle-east/israeli-schoolgirls-story-highlights-growing-violence-by-jewish-religious-extremists/2011/12/27/gIQAR3bxJP_story.html">middle-aged men hollering at an 8 year old girl & calling her a whore</a>. Like <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2011/03/palin-shores-up-the-base/174079/">Mama Grizzly</a>, I too have decorated my home office entirely in Star of David... which is why it feels like a knife in my hear to read <a href="http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=1508834">the following</a>:<blockquote>JERUSALEM - The Israeli government is launching a program to recruit[!!!] homosexuals to be unofficial envoys.<br />
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In a bid to boost its international image, the country's ministry of Public Diplomacy and Diaspora Affairs has established a cadre of diverse volunteers who speak about Israel around the world. In a recent post on its website, the ministry encouraged minorities and members of the homosexual community to step forward.</blockquote>I find it terrifying that international homosexual recruitment is now being conducted under the guise of "diplomacy." A more chilling thought, however, is that this could be the future of our own country. Just think about it: In order to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell, radical homosexual activists frequently held up the <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2010/11/05/177112/idf-dadt/?mobile=nc">IDF</a> as an example of how perverts could openly serve without compromising military readiness. If we are following the same trajectory, it's only a matter of time before our native-born homosexuals begin enticing the nancies from overseas to invade our shores. This country is already filled with plenty of people I can't stand -- some of whom are even straight -- and this is only going to make matters worse. Christians, if there were ever a reason to vote for <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/09/22/326868/audience-boos-gay-soldier-at-gop-debate-santorum-promises-to-reinstate-dont-ask-dont-tell/">a candidate who would reinstate DADT</a>, this is it. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-82525624471785951022012-01-03T07:28:00.000-08:002012-01-03T07:33:21.077-08:00Workers of the world, disrobeAccording to the lamestream media, the Occupy Wall Street movement is an organic reaction to the unprecedented levels of privilege enjoyed by Our Nation's Job Creators, despite the fact that the OWS wish list comes straight out of the Communist Manifesto. To hear the liberal apologists tell it, the socialist utopia envisioned by our aromatic hippie friends would hold corporate malfeasors accountable for their actions rather than rewarding them, make full employment of the workforce a policy goal, and reduce income inequality to levels beneath their Gilded Age levels... basically anything to avoid Personal Responsibility for <a href="http://wonkette.com/454542/wingnuts-we-are-the-53-percent-just-proves-point-of-99-percent-movement">their own pathetic lot in life</a>. Recent actions, however, lead me to believe that their purported objectives are mere camouflage for their real agenda: a return to the clothing-optional lifestyles of the 1960s. According to my Prayer Warriors at FoxNation, a recent love-ins took a turn toward the lascivious when the pungent OWS flower children should have been <a href="http://nation.foxnews.com/occupy-wall-street/2012/01/02/local-family-disturbed-topless-occupy-protest">Occupying a Brassiere</a>:<blockquote>A Eugene woman is speaking out after she and her family accidentally stumbled upon a topless protest outside City Councilor George Poling's house.<br />
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The woman says she was taking her six and eight year old boys out to look at Christmas lights when she saw a group of topless women, with bags over their heads and red paint on their bodies.</blockquote>Reading this left me absolutely panic stricken. The Left has been <a href="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/12/pelosi-occupy-movement-enhances-dems-national-message.php">tailoring the OWS class warfare message</a> to capitalize on voter discontent. What happens if they let the mask slip away entirely and conduct this campaign totally in the nude? Barack Hussein Obama has already shown an unprecedented willingness to use the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/22/obama-shirtless-in-hawaii_n_152873.html">First Nipples</a> to shore up support among his base of exhibitionists and homosexuals. Who's to say the presidential wang isn't soon to follow?<br />
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I wouldn't be so disheartened by this turn of events if I thought our presumptive nominee had the Character to resist this sort of pandering, but I have no Faith that Mitt Romney wouldn't show up shirtless at the next debate if he thought it would enhance his appeal to independent & RINO nudists. Hopefully, the good voters of Iowa will send Mitt & his opportunistic man-teats back to Taxachusetts and vote for the guy who always keeps <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/03/us/politics/sleeveless-and-v-necked-santorums-sweaters-are-turning-heads.html">a buffer of boiled lambswool</a> between us & his dirty parts. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-24898586911793626552011-12-30T09:07:00.000-08:002011-12-30T09:34:58.671-08:00Double nipples on the dimeOne of the ways liberals wage their war on Our Nation's Values is by claiming whatever sick fetish they're trying to gain public acceptance for is "natural." Their Alinskyite game plan reads as follows: Give your Blessing to unspeakable perversions like homosexuality, masturbation, and vegetarianism, or risk being forever labeled an intolerant bigot. Sadly, the shock troops of The Left are at it again, only this time trying to <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2011/1229/Breastfeeding-moms-protest-at-Target-stores-but-US-public-is-real-mark">normalize breast feeding</a>:<blockquote>For hundreds of moms who gathered in some 250 Target stores across the US on Wednesday, their decision to collectively breastfeed their babies in public was an act of solidarity, a reaffirmation of a natural right.<br />
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One of the largest such nurse-ins ever, the protests produced a few dirty glares, protesters reported. But overall, the largely convivial nurse-ins raised few eyebrows, as many women used blankets to cover their bare breasts and their nursing babies' heads.<br />
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Forty-five states protect mothers' rights to breastfeed in public, but the practice still stirs enough discomfort to dramatically curb breastfeeding rates, research shows.</blockquote>Appalling! This "debate" is nothing more than The Left's maneuvering us further down the slippery slope to their true objective: Sex in public. Allow them to show the newborn nursing, and before long you'll have to see it being conceived.<br />
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What's especially enraging is the moonbats' refusal to even engage in any sort of civilized discourse on the topic. I once tried to have a conversation about breast feeding with one of my beauty school classmates, who was a new mom. I was startled to learn she believed in nursing her daughter, despite her Christian upbringing. "Really? Even a girl?" I inquired innocently.<br />
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"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I?" she asked in feigned ignorance.<br />
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"Doesn't that strike you as kind of... you know...<i>lezzy</i>?" I asked. She stormed off in a huff and spent the rest of the semester poisoning the minds of my frosting & tinting classmates against me as some sort of "Puritan." <br />
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And that, my fellow Christians, is what this controversy is really about: The insane hatred these people have for the Traditional Values that have formed the Moral foundation of Our Nation since the time Jesus guided the Mayflower ashore at Plymouth Rock. Think about it: Have you ever seen a Nativity scene where Jesus is suckling at Mary't teat? No, because that's un-Christian. "There's a huge Puritanical streak in Americans," the <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2011/1229/Breastfeeding-moms-protest-at-Target-stores-but-US-public-is-real-mark/(page)/2">article</a> cited above rightfully notes, and as well there should be. The Left can pretend Our Nation was founded by the hirsute, slack-bosomed pie wagons they so admire and whose look they emulate, but all the historical revisionism in the world can't disguise the modestly-attired Truth, that America's Christian foremothers had perky breasts and never, ever entertained the idea of nursing their young, lest they be unable to appear in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdFIDygFwM">swimsuit competitions</a>. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-71852427190847266482011-12-28T09:13:00.000-08:002011-12-28T09:13:44.366-08:00Hungry for SantorumThe possibility of helping guide the direction of the Republican primary and leading Our Nation to the greatness it enjoyed under the Bush presidency has been enough to pull me out of my blogging seclusion and back out here on The Internets. When I factor in the Lamestream Media's Ahab-like quest to destroy conservative candidates, it becomes nothing less than a Moral imperative. Small quirks or minor imperfections are grotesquely magnified so as to render them unelectable: <a href="http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2011/09/28/palin_analyzes_the_success_of_herb_cain_.html">Herb</a> Cain was demonized as a serial skirt-chaser merely for being an unrepentant heterosexual; ditto for Newt Gingrich. Ron Paul, despite some questionable views on foreign policy, gets it exactly right on the question of special rights for the perverts, and is branded a hydrophobe for wanting <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/12/disgruntled-ex-paul-staffer-says-paul-wouldnt-use-gay-mans-bathroom.php">some sort of protective layer</a> between him and their filthy ilk (me, I'd recommend jail). <br />
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Time and again we've seen a frontrunner emerge from the pack, only to be picked off my the MSM's snipers. Credit the indomitable human spirit, because despite these obstacles it appears a new leader is about to emerge. Once America gets <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/12/27/in-what-may-be-final-turn-in-gop-roller-coaster-santorum-begins-his-ascent/">a taste of Santorum</a>, they won't want anything else:<blockquote>With 45 percent of Iowa Republican voters undecided and a roller-coaster ride about to come to a screeching stop next Tuesday with the GOP caucuses, it may be Rick Santorum's turn to take the final ascent and surprise the political class by ... doing better than expected?</blockquote>The article goes on to state that Mr. Santorum has practiced he sort of retail-style politics more Devotedly than any of the other candidates, and at <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/12/23/394837/bob-vader-plaats-pay-for-play-scandal-charged-a-million-for-endorsement-asked-candidates-to-drop-out/">$1 million per endorsement</a>, he's clearly not getting them wholesale. What better way to invigorate the economy than by larding the coffers of conservative organizations and letting the wealth trickle down. Prosperity Gospel, baby!<br />
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What especially makes me think a Santorum presidency could be the froth rising to the top on par with Bush 43 is his wish to barely meet the minimal expectations set for him:<blockquote>"My feeling is when you're sitting last, if you can do better than that, that's good," he told Fox News.</blockquote>Yes! Could we be looking at America's <i>second</i>-<a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/07/01/nations-leading-presidential-scholars-bush-worst-president-modern-era-5th-worst-history/">worst president</a>? Only if Our Heavenly Father once again smiles upon us. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-33403597471391032192011-12-27T10:45:00.000-08:002011-12-29T08:27:30.644-08:00Ron Paul better get me those cha cha heelsSister Nancy Beth is not above staging a hissy fit on Christmas morning, but <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/watch-woman-cry-after-reading-section-of-ron-paul-book-she-received-for-christmas/">this</a> is not how it's done:<br />
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Praise Him!s/Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-74404701691916667792011-12-26T15:25:00.000-08:002011-12-26T15:25:02.221-08:00Death on the Cafeteria PlanSister Nancy Beth believes the children are the future, particularly the white ones, so it fills me with Outrage that First "Lady" Michelle Obama, the affable Eva Braun of childhood nutrition, has forbidden them from ever knowing the wonders of baking cookies with their mothers, eating a hot fudge sundae, or testing their blood sugar levels eight times a day. Fortunately these tiny little Freedom Fighters have said no to breakfast at Tyranny's, as my Prayer Warriors at <a href="http://www.onenewsnow.com/Culture/Default.aspx?id=1502120">OneNewsNow</a> inform us:<blockquote>Since school officials decided to introduce healthier foods to the district's menu, students in the Los Angeles Unified School District have actually been eating more junk food. The Los Angeles Times reports that the attempt to encourage healthier alternatives -- such as black bean burgers, vegetarian curries, quinoa and tamales -- over chicken nuggets and corn dogs has been less than successful. Students have begun bringing their own lunches, which often consist of chips and soda.</blockquote>Wolverines! Freedom is rarely free; it sometimes requires noble self-sacrifice, like consuming 4,000 calories a day. It restores my Faith in the future of Our Nation to see common sense conservative solutions like letting The Market decide in action. After all, who is better qualified to determine what to feed our children: the nanny state, or a bunch of 8 year olds (<a href="http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/11/15/369252/gop-pizza-vegetable-school-lunch/">or their emotional equivalents</a>)? I know which side I'm on. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-63154864286324523572011-12-24T16:37:00.000-08:002011-12-24T17:30:27.858-08:00Un Chien And A LoserEver since The Left expelled Our Heavenly Father from our schools and began teaching the "theory" of "evolution," Our Nation's Values have descended to Nero-like levels of decadence. Rather than being taught the Glory of His Creation, children today are tube-fed an onslaught of filth like "adaptation" and "DNA," which is just highfalutin Libspeak for Satan's trickery and that dirty dirty mansauce, respectively. The result is a coarsened culture that seeks to downplay our Dominion over God's creatures and turn them into our equals. "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy," a radical liberal elitist once <a href="http://www.hbo.com/documentaries/i-am-an-animal-ingrid-newkirk-peta/interview/ingrid-newkirk.html">notably quipped</a>, presumably in reference to her choice of sexual partners, and the perverted fruit of this denuncation of God's law is becoming <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/man-convicted-sexual-assault-chihuahua.html">all too evident</a>:<blockquote>A Sacramento parolee convicted of sexually assaulting a chihuahua was sentenced this week to 10 years in prison and must now register as a sex offender.<br />
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A veterinarian later found severe injuries to the dog's rectum and internal organs.</blockquote>What's especially tragic is that if The Left weren't so determined to advance their agenda of free and easy fornication, this dog could have had abstinence-only sex education at obedience school and defended itself. Instead, true to liberal form, we've got another bloodied anus and an additional member of the correctional system. If this isn't enough to convince our fellow Americans to get rid of Obama and his cabal of radical social engineers, then I weep for the future of Our Nation. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16704257.post-90630550789811223582011-12-24T16:29:00.001-08:002011-12-24T16:31:52.401-08:00Tap TapIs this thing on? I guess it's time for some blogging. The Korean pornospammers in my comments section seem to have missed me. Praise Him!Sister Nancy Beth Eczemahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520200121054484772noreply@blogger.com1