Edicts of Nancy

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Friday, December 30, 2011

Double nipples on the dime

One of the ways liberals wage their war on Our Nation's Values is by claiming whatever sick fetish they're trying to gain public acceptance for is "natural." Their Alinskyite game plan reads as follows: Give your Blessing to unspeakable perversions like homosexuality, masturbation, and vegetarianism, or risk being forever labeled an intolerant bigot. Sadly, the shock troops of The Left are at it again, only this time trying to normalize breast feeding:
For hundreds of moms who gathered in some 250 Target stores across the US on Wednesday, their decision to collectively breastfeed their babies in public was an act of solidarity, a reaffirmation of a natural right.

One of the largest such nurse-ins ever, the protests produced a few dirty glares, protesters reported. But overall, the largely convivial nurse-ins raised few eyebrows, as many women used blankets to cover their bare breasts and their nursing babies' heads.

Forty-five states protect mothers' rights to breastfeed in public, but the practice still stirs enough discomfort to dramatically curb breastfeeding rates, research shows.
Appalling! This "debate" is nothing more than The Left's maneuvering us further down the slippery slope to their true objective: Sex in public. Allow them to show the newborn nursing, and before long you'll have to see it being conceived.

What's especially enraging is the moonbats' refusal to even engage in any sort of civilized discourse on the topic. I once tried to have a conversation about breast feeding with one of my beauty school classmates, who was a new mom. I was startled to learn she believed in nursing her daughter, despite her Christian upbringing. "Really? Even a girl?" I inquired innocently.

"What do you mean? Why wouldn't I?" she asked in feigned ignorance.

"Doesn't that strike you as kind of... you know...lezzy?" I asked. She stormed off in a huff and spent the rest of the semester poisoning the minds of my frosting & tinting classmates against me as some sort of "Puritan."

And that, my fellow Christians, is what this controversy is really about: The insane hatred these people have for the Traditional Values that have formed the Moral foundation of Our Nation since the time Jesus guided the Mayflower ashore at Plymouth Rock. Think about it: Have you ever seen a Nativity scene where Jesus is suckling at Mary't teat? No, because that's un-Christian. "There's a huge Puritanical streak in Americans," the article cited above rightfully notes, and as well there should be. The Left can pretend Our Nation was founded by the hirsute, slack-bosomed pie wagons they so admire and whose look they emulate, but all the historical revisionism in the world can't disguise the modestly-attired Truth, that America's Christian foremothers had perky breasts and never, ever entertained the idea of nursing their young, lest they be unable to appear in swimsuit competitions. Praise Him!

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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Hungry for Santorum

The possibility of helping guide the direction of the Republican primary and leading Our Nation to the greatness it enjoyed under the Bush presidency has been enough to pull me out of my blogging seclusion and back out here on The Internets. When I factor in the Lamestream Media's Ahab-like quest to destroy conservative candidates, it becomes nothing less than a Moral imperative. Small quirks or minor imperfections are grotesquely magnified so as to render them unelectable: Herb Cain was demonized as a serial skirt-chaser merely for being an unrepentant heterosexual; ditto for Newt Gingrich. Ron Paul, despite some questionable views on foreign policy, gets it exactly right on the question of special rights for the perverts, and is branded a hydrophobe for wanting some sort of protective layer between him and their filthy ilk (me, I'd recommend jail).

Time and again we've seen a frontrunner emerge from the pack, only to be picked off my the MSM's snipers. Credit the indomitable human spirit, because despite these obstacles it appears a new leader is about to emerge. Once America gets a taste of Santorum, they won't want anything else:
With 45 percent of Iowa Republican voters undecided and a roller-coaster ride about to come to a screeching stop next Tuesday with the GOP caucuses, it may be Rick Santorum's turn to take the final ascent and surprise the political class by ... doing better than expected?
The article goes on to state that Mr. Santorum has practiced he sort of retail-style politics more Devotedly than any of the other candidates, and at $1 million per endorsement, he's clearly not getting them wholesale. What better way to invigorate the economy than by larding the coffers of conservative organizations and letting the wealth trickle down. Prosperity Gospel, baby!

What especially makes me think a Santorum presidency could be the froth rising to the top on par with Bush 43 is his wish to barely meet the minimal expectations set for him:
"My feeling is when you're sitting last, if you can do better than that, that's good," he told Fox News.
Yes! Could we be looking at America's second-worst president? Only if Our Heavenly Father once again smiles upon us. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Ron Paul better get me those cha cha heels

Sister Nancy Beth is not above staging a hissy fit on Christmas morning, but this is not how it's done:

Watch and learn, grasshopper:

Praise Him!s/


Monday, December 26, 2011

Death on the Cafeteria Plan

Sister Nancy Beth believes the children are the future, particularly the white ones, so it fills me with Outrage that First "Lady" Michelle Obama, the affable Eva Braun of childhood nutrition, has forbidden them from ever knowing the wonders of baking cookies with their mothers, eating a hot fudge sundae, or testing their blood sugar levels eight times a day. Fortunately these tiny little Freedom Fighters have said no to breakfast at Tyranny's, as my Prayer Warriors at OneNewsNow inform us:
Since school officials decided to introduce healthier foods to the district's menu, students in the Los Angeles Unified School District have actually been eating more junk food. The Los Angeles Times reports that the attempt to encourage healthier alternatives -- such as black bean burgers, vegetarian curries, quinoa and tamales -- over chicken nuggets and corn dogs has been less than successful. Students have begun bringing their own lunches, which often consist of chips and soda.
Wolverines! Freedom is rarely free; it sometimes requires noble self-sacrifice, like consuming 4,000 calories a day. It restores my Faith in the future of Our Nation to see common sense conservative solutions like letting The Market decide in action. After all, who is better qualified to determine what to feed our children: the nanny state, or a bunch of 8 year olds (or their emotional equivalents)? I know which side I'm on. Praise Him!

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Un Chien And A Loser

Ever since The Left expelled Our Heavenly Father from our schools and began teaching the "theory" of "evolution," Our Nation's Values have descended to Nero-like levels of decadence. Rather than being taught the Glory of His Creation, children today are tube-fed an onslaught of filth like "adaptation" and "DNA," which is just highfalutin Libspeak for Satan's trickery and that dirty dirty mansauce, respectively. The result is a coarsened culture that seeks to downplay our Dominion over God's creatures and turn them into our equals. "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy," a radical liberal elitist once notably quipped, presumably in reference to her choice of sexual partners, and the perverted fruit of this denuncation of God's law is becoming all too evident:
A Sacramento parolee convicted of sexually assaulting a chihuahua was sentenced this week to 10 years in prison and must now register as a sex offender.

A jury last month convicted Robert Edward De Shields of strangulation and sexual abuse of the 8-month-old chihuahua. He was high on meth at the time of the attack, prosecutors said. ...

A veterinarian later found severe injuries to the dog's rectum and internal organs.
What's especially tragic is that if The Left weren't so determined to advance their agenda of free and easy fornication, this dog could have had abstinence-only sex education at obedience school and defended itself. Instead, true to liberal form, we've got another bloodied anus and an additional member of the correctional system. If this isn't enough to convince our fellow Americans to get rid of Obama and his cabal of radical social engineers, then I weep for the future of Our Nation. Praise Him!

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Tap Tap

Is this thing on? I guess it's time for some blogging. The Korean pornospammers in my comments section seem to have missed me. Praise Him!