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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Law & order

I reacted to today's headline that 1% of Americans are incarcerated with a mixture of shock and alarm: Do you mean to tell me that's all? How can I, as a white woman in America, possibly feel safe knowing the majority of Our Nation's criminals are still roaming the streets? Take a look at a random sampling of the criminal law stories I came across today and see just what kind of people end up behind bars:
A killer who sued to have a sex change claims her body is becoming more masculine again because she's being denied treatment in prison as she awaits a ruling in her bid for the surgery. Michelle Kosilek, formerly known as Robert, said that for months she has not been allowed to have court-approved hair-removal treatment or access to a specialist to discuss her testosterone levels.

TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars. ...

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.
That's right -- homos. Radical homosexual activists boast that they make up 10% of the American population, which means the remaining 9% are still out there, burglarizing our small businesses and making internet porn. Just try and go to sleep tonight knowing that.

The loyal Nancy-Cons at Some Notes on Living recently assembled a list of terminology used by this criminal subculture, which I found highly enlightening (but not in that faggy European way). It had more acronyms than the Air Force procurement regulations, which indicates, to my thinking anyways, that they are developing a highly sophisticated infrastructure which will facilitate their eventual takeover of Western Civilization. Think of them as the next Russian mafia, only with bitchy rejoinders instead of black market nukes.

While the obvious solution would be to lock the whole lot of them up, I'm not so sure this would completely serve the cause of Justice. The extensive research I've undertaken shows that violent gangs of homosexual supercriminals rule America's correctional facilities with an iron grip. Sending more of them to jail would be like shipping them all off on an RSVP cruise, only at taxpayers' expense -- they'd love it. As far as I can tell, the only solution to solving America's crime wave of homosexuality lies in prevention. A large part of prevention involves education: educating today's young people that if they practice sodomy, they'll end up in jail for the remainder of their natural lives, and educating them that they'll go to Hell for the sweet Hereafter. Liberals are forever lauding education as the panacea to to all our social ills, so unless they're a bunch of hypocrites (gasp - perish the thought!), they'll be sure to line up behind this proposal. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Tartarian candidate

I'm over at American Street today countering their liberal bias. My entry is on the dangerous alliance forged betweeen Obama and the Republic of Tatertot Tartartstan Taterstan aww fuck it.


Sunday, February 24, 2008

The mother of all lies

Evidently liberals have outdone themselves with making the sexual act even more disgusting than it already is, so they've "moved on" to pornify a later stage in the reproductive cycle, childbirth. Prompting all this, naturally, is the pursuit of The Left's holy grail, the fabled "female orgasm." I have long contended female orgasms don't exist except in the fevered imaginations of angry feminists, and that they represent the emptiest promise the women's movement made to the ladies of Our Nation: "Vote for my radical agenda of infantcide, lesbianism, and child care, and you will finally get to experience what men do during sex."

The latest sexual "high" for liberals is carrying their children to term before they murder them so that they can finally experience "orgasm." Unsurprisingly, this has its roots in the same hippie commune underworld where Bill & Hillary took their first acid trip together:

Despite living on a commune in rural Tennessee, Ina May Gaskin has had the kind of career success [as a midwife] most people only dream about. ...

Gaskin began her practice as one of about 250 hippies who pooled their money in 1971 to buy rural land south of Nashville to form a commune. Soon she and a few other women on The Farm were delivering 25 to 30 babies each month. ...

Now, Gaskin has a film in the works that is in keeping with her anti-establishment, freewheeling nature.

“We’re doing a movie called ‘The Orgasmic Birth,’ ” she said.

That’s not a metaphor. Gaskin says that under the right circumstances women experience a sort of birth ecstasy.

“I mean, it’s not a guarantee,” she said, shrugging her shoulders and smiling, “but it’s a possibility.

“It’s the only way I can think to market it to (this) generation.”

This woman is clearly dangerous, as the sexualization of motherhood will sound the death knell for Western Civilization. Baby showers will become indistinguishable from the bachelorette parties where these children were conceived. Kindergartners will be taught in their age-sensitive sexual education courses that "orgasm" during birth is second only to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Martin Scorcese will direct a film in which Our Heavenly Queen experiences multiple ladytremors while popping out the baby Jesus.

Mary Cheney aside, motherhood remains the most sacred tradition the moonbats have yet to vandalize. Midwives and practitioners of other "natural" childbirth methods The Left is peddling are leading Our Nation into a life of unbridled harlotry, so it's high time we return to our Christian roots and try them like the witches they are. Praise Him!

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Black Widow

Despite what her faltering standing in the Democrat primaries may suggest, Hillary Clinton remains The Left's most cherished lesbian serial killer since Aileen Wuornos. How this woman could turn a 35-year crime spree into a career as a public official is simply beyond me, but many people -- Vincent Foster, Ron Brown, and Jim McDougal, to name a few -- have paid the ultimate price for The Left's indulgence of her homicidal tendencies. Tragically, and predictably, she has has claimed yet another victim:
A 20-year veteran of the Dallas police force was killed Friday while escorting Hillary Clinton’s motorcade. ...

Clinton later canceled the rally in Fort Worth, saying it would not be appropriate to hold the event.

“We are just heartsick over this loss of life in the line of duty, and I have asked that my condolences be conveyed to the family,” Clinton told reporters soon after learning of the death. “This reminds us once again what our men and women in law enforcement do every single day. And it’s important that we respect and appreciate their service.”

Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle said Friday afternoon that Clinton visited the family of the officer at the hospital to personally extend her sympathies.
I am astounded at the lengths this scorpion will go to make her kills look like "accidents." This fits her m.o. perfectly: First off your victim in such a way that it provides maximum plausible deniablity, then shed crocodile tears while planning your next job, and finally go slur your opponents while scheming how to steal an election so you can implement lesbian sharia. I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd say I'll take the black Jewish communist homosexual Islamic terrorist, thank you, but the reign of Barack Hussein Obama promises to be blessedly short since he'll probably blow himself up once he enters the White House. Praise Him!


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Straight Talk, part 2

Not only will the liberal media stop at nothing to besmirch the character of morally upstanding conservatives like Jack Abramoff and Tom DeLay, they'll even slime putative ones like John McCain. While Barack Hussein Obama gets a free pass on his homosexuality and cannibalism, Senator McCain gets waterboarded by the New York Times for being heterosexual:
In interviews, the two former associates said they joined in a series of confrontations with Mr. McCain, warning him that he was risking his campaign and career. Both said Mr. McCain acknowledged behaving inappropriately and pledged to keep his distance from Ms. Iseman. The two associates, who said they had become disillusioned with the senator, spoke independently of each other and provided details that were corroborated by others.

Separately, a top McCain aide met with Ms. Iseman at Union Station in Washington to ask her to stay away from the senator. John Weaver, a former top strategist and now an informal campaign adviser, said in an e-mail message that he arranged the meeting after “a discussion among the campaign leadership” about her.
Evidently the novelty of a straight person running for president so blinded our intrepid reporters at the NYT that they missed the real meat of this story: at least this mistress is white. Given the number of racially mixed children he's fathered over the years, Senator McCain has finally learned from his mistakes and is sticking to mating with caucasian women. It's an inspiring tale of personal redemption that doesn't jibe with MSM's radical homosexual narrative, so obviously that bit ended up on the cutting room floor. It's shoddy, agenda-driven "journalism" like this that convinces me yet again that Fox News remains Our Nation's lone outpost of reliable reporting. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Over at American Street today

In which America's beloved Sister Nancy Beth orders a Cuba Libre. Praise Him!


Thursday, February 14, 2008

Straight Talk

Sister Nancy Beth believes Freedom has no truer expression than when our intelligence agencies can apply enhanced interrogation techniques to Islezbofascist terrorists, despite what those tyrannical foreign governments may try to impose on us. It's like the Boston Tea Party, only made that much more exciting by the possibility of organ failure! Senator John McCain feels the same way, a fact that makes me somewhat more likely to support him, despite all the mulatto children he's sired:
It's a mighty fine line to walk. Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) opposes torture. But when the Senate held a vote yesterday that would effectively prevent the CIA from employing torture by restricting interrogation techniques to those under the Army Field Manual, he voted against it.

You can read his extended explanation of that vote below. But here's what it comes down to. The bill yesterday would have restricted the CIA to the Army's rules for interrogating detainees. McCain believes that the CIA should have a freer hand. That includes the use of "enhanced interrogation" techniques.
Obviously I have a long way to go towards reconciling with Subcomandante Juan. But when I also see that he's found the pork that radical Islamist Barack Hussein Obama doesn't mind indulging in (hypocrite!), I might be willing to let bygones be bygones(?). Praise Him!

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

At the dark end of the street

That's where we'd always meet. My weekly submission is up over at American Street. Enjoy, and praise Him!

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

Playerz bawl

Not too long ago, back when Ronald Reagan was inspiring Our Nation to loftier heights of greatness, people were barely interested in the dirty business of sex. Unfortunately, Al Gore -- aided and abetted by feminists like Naomi Wolf -- came along and invented the internets, thereby opening a virtual floodgate of pornography into every American household. As my Prayer Warriors Concerned Women For America tell us, Mr. Gore's dirty pictures have fiercely whetted America's appetite for prostitutes, turning every man, woman, and child into potential clients of their sordid craft. But they may have overlooked the one person most responsible for the exploding sex trade -- Hillary Clinton:
Hillary Clinton’s campaign is threatening to boycott future debates on MSNBC after one of its correspondents suggested the campaign had “pimped out” Chelsea Clinton by having her place phone calls to Democratic Party superdelegates on her mother’s behalf.

In a conference call with reporters Friday, Clinton spokesman Howard Wolfson excoriated MSNBC’s David Shuster for making the comment, which he called “beneath contempt” and disgusting.

“I, at this point, can’t envision a scenario where we would continue to engage in debates on that network given that comment,” he said.
Quite frankly, I think this calls Chairman Hillary's judgment into serious question more than her overly liberal voting record ever could. Why would the Clintons send a chick as butt ugly as Chelsea to do their bidding? Men, particularly foreign heads of state, don't want to boff that dog-faced pooch. They want to get down with hot Republican babes like Ann Coulter and Mary Cheney. If this is any indication of what she'd be offering up to us citizens during her presidency, then give me that colored guy... Alan Keyes! Praise Him!

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Queen for a day

As anyone who's tuned into Bill O'Reilly can tell you, The Left has practically made it a crime to celebrate Our Savior's birthday. The punishment usually consists of endless lectures about wasting resources, "consumerism" (it's called capitalism, assholes, and Baby Jesus loves it), and how we should be mailing cards and stringing garland in honor of the birth of baby Mohammed instead. In a characteristic display of hypocrisy, they're now trying to crowd out the Big J's birthday and have some radical homosexual activist take His place. Prayer Warriors Lifesite explain:
Last Friday, February 1, Mark Leno (D-San Francisco) and Equality California (EQCA) announced plans to introduce a measure that would formally establish a non-fiscal state holiday to commemorate gay-activist Harvey Milk. If passed, the bill would see the holiday take place on the anniversary of Milk's birth, May 22.

"Harvey Milk was a true American hero," said Assemblyman Leno. "He gave hope to a generation of gay and lesbian individuals whose basic humanity and freedom had been denied and dishonored. His history is our history, and a day in his honor will preserve his legacy for generations to come."

Milk was elected as San Francisco city supervisor in 1977, thereby becoming, according to Time magazine, the first openly gay man elected into a "substantial" political office "in the history of the planet."
This is an Outrage, particularly when you consider how many holidays pansies have already co-opted into celebrations of their deviant lifestyle. St. Patrick's Day, Halloween, Arbor Day -- every last one of them has been turned into a "theme" night at America's gay bars, right down to the drag shows and drink specials. And that doesn't hold a candle to what they've done to Easter -- all those pastel colors have turned almost as many American men into panini-nibbling friends of Dorothy as digital prostate examinations (It was, in fact, the combined 1-2 punch of both these things that set poor Ted Haggard onto his road to ruin). It pains me to think of what will happen to Presidents Day if Hitlery wins.

Radical homosexual activists have perverted Our Nation's calendar into one year-long "gay" "pride" festival, so it's important we Christians stand our ground here. If not, you may find yourself signed up to bring 30 cupcakes to your child's school for Rosie O'Donnell Day. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

American Streetwalking

I was a weak-willed daughter of Eve last week and totally blew off my posting duties over at American Street. But after a well-deserved thrashing from my pastor for my laziness, I've managed to post my Tuesday submission. Praise Him!


Monday, February 04, 2008

Vote Scylla & Charybdis 2008

Who would have thought that liberals hate America so much that a madrassa-trained Islamofascist could give a lesbian serial killer a run for her money for the Dem nomination? Oh, just about every conservative blogger, that's who, but evidently it's big news to CNN:
Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton is losing ground to Sen. Barack Obama in a national CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released on the eve of critical Super Tuesday presidential primaries and caucuses. ...

Obama, who trounced Clinton in January's South Carolina primary, garnered 49 percent of registered Democrats in Monday's poll, while Clinton trailed by just three points, a gap well within the survey's 4.5 percentage point margin of error. ...

The poll is consistent with other national surveys during the past few days. A CNN averaging of five national polls conducted in the last few days -- a "poll of polls" -- puts Clinton at 45 percent and Obama at 43 percent. Those five surveys were done by CNN/Opinion Research Corp., Gallup, Pew, ABC and CBS.
There's been a lot of talk about the historical "firsts" this election presents (note to MSM: it's called a slippery slope), but conveniently ignored is that whoever wins, Our Nation still loses. My only consolation is telling myself that after Bush, the office of the President is so diminished they can let anyone have it. Praise Him!

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Blogroll Shamnesty Day

Do you want these men reading your blog?

As a loyal reader of Michelle Malkin, I can say with the utmost certainty that "amnesty" is a liberal plot to soften America's borders, make Spanish our national language, and force the school children of America's Heartland to eat chips and salsa with their lunch every day. This is especially true of "Blog Amnesty," that fateful day last year when a group of liberal elite bloggers (and their "conservative" allies in the business community) decided to purge me from their blogrolls so they could link to -- and be linked back by -- cheaper Spanish-speaking blogs, like Matt Yglesias.

Well, that didn't quite pan out for them as they expected, and fortunately a movement is afoot to remind America what a monumental act of treason dropping me from those blogrolls truly was. Via the lovely Blue Gal (who graciously threw a couple of links my way over at Crooks and Liars -- thank you, Blue Gal), I learn that Skippy the Bush Kangaroo & Jon Swift are spearheading a movement to leverage the power of the lower-case blogosphere and have me added to the rolls of similarly disenfranchised blogs. Gentlemen, thank you for your interest!

While fighting liberal treason feels like a one-woman job, I do enjoy the help of a number of loyal readers and commenters, whom I'd like to publicly acknowledge. Blue Gal's instructions were to link to your favorite blogs with lower traffic stats than your own, but I find staring at people's Sitemeter info a bit unseemly. Just the thought of it gives me the same dizzy sense of confusion I get from seeing the bulges on male ballet dancers on PBS, a shameless end-run around broadcast decency standards that ensures why my local PBS affiliate enjoys the broad financial support of radical homosexual activists. It's simply unnatural. Anyway, down that way lies madness, so without any further ado, Sister Nancy Beth salutes the following blogs for their continued interest and support:

Some Notes on Living - While ostensibly a "liberal" blog, SNoL's Proud Progressive (and more recently, Chloe Elise) truly get into the Spirit of things in the comments section here like nobody's business, practically taking up snakes and shaking those tambourines. It's always church when Some Notes of Living is in the house. Praise Him, ladies!

Take Your Medicine - LuluMaude is one of the sharpest, most incisive writers on the internets, and her wry Photoshop jobs (this one's a personal favorite) are the embodiment of punk rock, though she may not know it. I am flattered by the continuing interest of her keen mind.

Why Oh Why - The reach of Sister Nancy Beth's ministry extends all the way to Godless New York, where Brother YOY helps keeps tabs on the presumably homosexual deer that threaten the local population and distressingly phallic horticultural phenomenon. The cost of Freedom is indeed eternal vigilance, and all of you in the Eastern time zone should rest secure knowing YOY is doing such a bang-up job on your behalf.

Zippidy Doo Dah - Brother LiquidDaddy's spiritual gifts rival those of most megachurch preachers. Future generations of Biblical scholars will comb over the many comments he's left here to better understand the legacy of our contemporary St. Augustine.

Lastly, Sister Nancy Beth would also like to send a shout-out to one of her greatest sources of blogging Inspiration, Shelley the Republican. The late Jim Capozzola first brought my attention to the Righteous flock over there, and I've been a dedicated reader ever since, though most of my comments telling Shelley's detractors to go back to sucking dick and watching gay porn end up in their spam-catcher -- some of these things have a feather tuning, evidently. Here's wishing a happy Blogroll Amnesty Day to one and all. Praise Him!

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Friday, February 01, 2008

WND oils my hinges

I guess I was a bit premature in declaring victory over my latest touch of anthrax -- two doctor's visits later and I'm still limping along. But just when I am getting discouraged that I'll never be able to take the good fight to the libtards again, my Prayer Warriors WorldNetDaily bring me this olive branch: Our Heavenly Father has shown another sign of His abundant love for America, this time in the form of an infinite supply of petroleum:
A study published in Science Magazine today presents new evidence supporting the abiotic theory for the origin of oil, which asserts oil is a natural product the Earth generates constantly rather than a "fossil fuel" derived from decaying ancient forests and dead dinosaurs. ...

The abiotic theory of the origin of oil directly challenges the conventional scientific theory that hydrocarbons are organic in nature, created by the deterioration of biological material deposited millions of years ago in sedimentary rock and converted to hydrocarbons under intense heat and pressure.

While organic theorists have posited that the material required to produce hydrocarbons in sedimentary rock came from dinosaurs and ancient forests, more recent argument have suggested living organisms as small as plankton may have been the origin.
This is great news. If oil is being naturally produced around the globe, that opens the door to possibly invading hundreds of countries in our quest to spread Freedom. Praise Him!

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