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Monday, December 31, 2007

It feels so good to make a difference

Christians, I have wonderful news to pass along! Those of you looking to see Compassionate Conservatism in action are in for a real treat. It seems that America, under the brilliant leadership of Our President, has turned a favorite proverb about self-reliance into reality: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day; teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime; give him worms and he doesn't even have to stop by the bait shop:
As many as 23 percent of inner city African Americans are infected with roundworm, according to a new article published in the journal PLoS Neglected Tropical Diseases.

Large numbers of the poorest Americans living in the United States are suffering from some of the same parasitic infections that affect the poor in Africa, Asia, and Latin America, according to the the editor-in-chief of the peer-reviewed journal.

Professor Peter Hotez of George Washington University and the Sabin Vaccine Institute said roundworms, threadworms and tapeworms are more common than believed and often under-reported because the tropical parasites infect poor children living in inner cities and rural America.
On behalf of those who advocated this tough-love approach to social services, all I can say is "You're welcome." Praise Him!

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Meet your new surgeon generals.

The Left has been trying to undo the noble legacy of Ronald Reagan even before He left office. Celebrated pot-smoker/adulterer Bill Clinton left our Shining City on the Hill much like he left the White House, a garbage-strewn wreck, and I shudder to think what that harridan wife of his intends to do for an encore. Maybe it's fond memories of the countless hours they spent dropping acid and watching water boil on the stove, but the War on Drugs has long been liberals' favorite subject for besmirching the hallowed name of President Reagan. Knowing that Our Nation enjoys continence and sobriety drives them to levels of unhinged derangement that make the Code Pink lezzies look like a Carmelite high school debate squad, and the arguments they make in favor of the War on Drugs' dismantling (that criminal sentences are racially unfair, that rehab works better than incarceration, that it's a total waste of money) only make sense if you're high. Just when you think they've given you the most ludicrous reasons imaginable to revisit Our Nation's drug policy, they manage to outdo themselves:
Certain marijuana components may suppress the tumors of highly invasive cancers, a new study finds.

In laboratory tests, cannabinoids, the active components in marijuana, were found to slow the spread of lung and cervical cancer tumors, according to researchers Robert Ramer and Burkhard Hinz of the University of Rostock in Germany.

Proponents of medical marijuana believe that cannabinoids reduce the side effects of cancer treatment, such as pain, weight loss and vomiting.

The study, published in the Jan. 2 issue of the Journal of the National Cancer Institute, finds that the compounds may also have an anticancer effect; however, more research is needed to determine whether the laboratory results will hold true in humans, the authors wrote.
What were these people smoking at their liberal university when they came up with this study? It has long been established that marijuana is so highly addictive that one hit can will make you quit your job, leave your family, and begin panhandling to support your habit, and to advocate that cancer patients tune in, turn on, and drop out is the height of irresponsibility... though not entirely surprising.

When I read things like this, I can't help but suspect that "science" -- the same shady outfit that's trying to tell us that global warming is real & homosexuality is inborn -- is trying to pull another fast one on us American citizens. Keep marijuana away from the terminally ill and where it belongs, in the hands of criminals. Praise Him!

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Drive-by media strikes again

MSM has issued yet another broadside against Christianity in Our Nation, showing once again that Christians remain America's most Persecuted minority. The latest attack on people of Faith comes from the "Christian" Science Monitor's Ariel Sabar, who claims that there has been too much discussion of religion in the primaries:
Presidential candidates of both parties have talked more openly about their religious beliefs this year than in elections past, lifting a window on some of the values that could shape their decisions in the Oval Office. But the political benefits of such candor are not always clear in a country where most Republicans and Democrats believe in separation of church and state. ...

Recent surveys of voters have found that beyond a basic perception that a presidential candidate has faith, "there isn't necessarily any particular benefit," Mr. Keeter said in a phone interview. "Indeed, there could potentially be a downside, with more secular people reacting negatively to what they see as excessive displays of faith" calculated for political gain.
I'm touched by their concern for the feelings of atheists and other hellbound constituencies, but these monsters have been allowed to dominate the national conversation on Faith for too long. If there's any problem that's genuinely newsworthy, it's that there isn't enough coverage of Christianity, either from the campaign trail, or from any of the other fora from which MSM reports. While apparitions of Our Heavenly Queen on toasted cheese sandwiches and other delicious foodstuffs go largely ignored, "global warming" and other liberal bugbears dominate the headlines.

This is similar to the complaint lodged by the moonbats that there's too much focus on meaningless stories like hairdos and frown lines. If MSM were truly interested in fulfilling its role as public watchdog, they'd be giving us more of both of these types of stories. America needs to know if the man they elected president spends most of his time (or her time, now that I think about it) bowing towards Mecca and praying that those 72 virgins Allah has promised are hot babes like Ann Coulter. Likewise, if John Edwards' first impulse in a crisis is to give each side of his head 80 strokes with his trusty brush, this should be front page news. How can Hillary realistically expect to use diplomacy to solve the problems her husband's administration created in Iraq when she looks like an old crone? MSM clearly has no interest in covering the stories that are of vast importance to rank and file voters like you and me, so I applaud our Citizen Journalists who have taken up their slack. Praise Him!

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Thursday, December 27, 2007


Despite all the dire moonbat predictions, global warming has turned out to be the gift that keeps on giving. Not only have we been finally able to tell those lazy ingrates we've been feeding to grow their own damn corn, but we've also received a clean, renewable energy supply in nuclear power. And just when you thought it couldn't get any sweeter, along comes Mother Nature to throw plenty of cheap lumber into the deal:
As lodgepole pines by the millions topple in the West, a crop of entrepreneurs is sprouting to figure out what to do with their remains. The bark-beetle plague has injected new life into struggling sawmills and timber towns. People like Piper are selling the wood as a designer material. Others are transforming the downed trees into fuel pellets that can heat buildings.

"It brings a tear to your eye if you've grown up here or live here," Mark Mathis, chief executive officer of Confluence Energy in Kremmling, which is building a fuel-pellet mill, said of the beetles' destruction. "But at least we're trying to do something constructive."

Tiny bark beetles used to inhabit the few forests above 10,500 feet in elevation, but in recent years they have been venturing lower.

Although beetle-killed trees helped feed fires in Southern California over the last several years, the infestation is strongest in the interior West. In Colorado last year, 650,000 acres of national forest were infected, compared with 250,000 in 2005.

One reason the insects seem to be thriving is global warming. Many of the larvae that beetles deposit in trees used to die during the depths of winter, but milder temperatures have allowed them to stay in forests year-round.
Another benefit: After al-Qaida set the 2003 forest fires, my doctor put me on performance-enhancing inhalable steroids for a lung irritation for two weeks. If that happens to enough kids, we've got our next crop of professional athletes. Praise Him!

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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Frosty the snow-meme

Loyal Nancy-Con ThePoliticalCat tagged me with a Christmas meme thingy a couple of days ago. It's 25 questions, which is longer than my application to beauty school, so I'll go until I lose interest. But it does allow us to savor those War On Christmas memories for at least one more day, so enjoy.
Da Rulez

1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
2. Share Christmas facts about yourself.
3. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
4. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

Welcome to the Christmas edition of "Getting to Know Your Friends."

1. Wrapping or gift bags?
Usually wrapping paper, but it's in storage, so I used the Sunday funnies for the one gift I had to wrap.

2. Real or artificial tree?
None. I realize Jesus wants us to kill as many trees as we can to honor His birth, but I just don't have the space.

3. When do you put up the tree?
You're not listening.

4. When do you take the tree down?
See above.

5. Do you like egg nog?
Yes! It's one of the few foods I find palatable even in dreaded "reduced fat" form.

6. Favorite gift received as a child?
Epoch Man, in 1981, probably because it was the only time my parents actually got me what I wanted. Epoch Man was a handheld Pac Man knock-off about the size of a calculator that also served as an alarm clock for some unknown reason. This was before day-planners, so as a particularly busy 10 year old, I found that alarm clock function to be especially helpful in keeping my days of elementary school and television viewing organized. I played that thing for months before the battery went dead; it's a wonder I'm not a hardened criminal.

7. Do you have a nativity scene?
No. If I did, it would be in storage.

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Too many to count, but the windshield ice-scraper I got from my mom when (1) I lived in Los Angeles and (2) I didn't have a car comes first to mind.

9. Mail or email Christmas cards?
Mail. Email is cheating, if you ask me.

10. Favorite Christmas Movie?
Mommie Dearest. It's during Joan's Christmas address to her fans that she gives her recipe for successful parenting: discipline mixed with love. Tell it, Joan!

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
Usually I get a few in late November and rest on my laurels for a while, but then there's a last-week sprint to get it all done.

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
Whatever candy happens to be around. Usually it's See's, but yesterday it was M&Ms.

13. Clear lights or colored on the tree?

14. Favorite Christmas song(s)?
O Holy Night. Such drama! It cries for a disco remix much in the same way Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart was redone a few years back.

15. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
Usually out to the "Inland Empire" to see family.

16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
Let's see how well I remember the song: Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, I want to say Donner again, Blitzen. I don't care enough to google it.

17. Angel on the tree top or a star?

18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?
Usually Christmas afternoon at the family clambake.

19. Most annoying thing about this time of year?
Liberals who try to deny there's a war on Christmas, probably.

20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color?
Ugh, enough with these decorating questions!

21. What do you leave for Santa?
Porno & a kleenex.

22. Least favorite holiday song?
Mary's Little Boy Child. I have no idea whose jazzy up-tempo version drove me to such despair at my mother's house a few years back (my guess was Anne Murray), but I really hate that song.

23. Favorite ornament?
From my childhood, a bulb that had sequins secured with pins with little plastic pearls on the end, and pink satin ribbon loop for hanging it. It was so fabulous!

24. Family tradition?
Bad food. My family members aren't particularly healthy eaters, so the table is usually covered with hearty fare laden with preservatives and hydrogenated oils.

25. Ever been to Midnight Mass or late-night Christmas Eve services?
Dragged to it for years. My mom was the organist at our parish, so we had the option of either going to midnight mass or any of the other masses she'd be playing on Christmas Day. Then one day I grew taller than her, and I never had to go to church again.

As my Christmas gift to all of you, I'm not going to tag anyone. It's already a day after Christmas, and putting this meme to bed seems like a good idea, lest people still be passing this along in April. Praise Him!

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Bad Santa

No Global War on Christmas season would be complete without a transvestism-themed attack on Our Faith by The Left. I am happy to report that this year does not disappoint:
A famous Hollywood location had a seasonally appropriate visitor Sunday night. But when the man got out of his car in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, it was clear this was anything but a standard visit from Santa Claus.

The driver -- 6-foot-4 and 280 pounds -- was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving, in this case a misdemeanor, police said. In addition to a red Santa hat, he wore a blond wig, red lace camisole, purple G-string, black leg warmers and black shoes. ...

Police identified the man as Rick Carroll, 53, of Long Beach. Officers administered a Breathalyzer test at the scene, and Carroll's blood-alcohol level measured just above the legal limit of .08%, Garner said.
Hmm, in Hollywood, imagine that. Does anyone want to bet he's a frequent attendee of Hillary's celebrity fundraisers?

Christians, WAKE UP. This is what saying "Happy Holidays" has done to Our Nation: It starts out with an obese, cross-dressing Santa and his unionized workshop of multiracial elves, but it ends with you being bussed to a "church picnic" in Manzanar. As I type this, Nancy Pelosi is trying to insert a provision into the latest military funding bill that forces parents to have their children photographed with transgendered Santas or else be rendered to Egypt for advanced interrogation techniques. That is the appalling state of liberalism in this country thanks to Rosie O'Donnell and Bill Clinton, and I can only hope Americans will say that they have had enough. Bring America back to Christ through school prayer, Mike Huckabee, and Chuck Norris movies. Praise Him!

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Special Victims Unit

These lucky bastards got a free trip across the Atlantic & Michelle Malkin can't even get a booking on the National Review Caribbean cruise.

If anyone's life has been tragically ruined by Affirmative Action, it's Michelle Malkin's. Not only has she been shut out of MSM's editorial pages in favor of liberal womyn's columnists like Maureen Dowd and Mickey Kaus, but even her saturation of the market for right-wing commentary is threatened by Affirmative Action hires like Starr Parker and Ramesh Ponnuru. Poor Michelle can't catch a break, but until that day comes, there's one way she can make herself feel better: exposing liberal traitors to the collective wrath of the conservative blogosphere.

Michelle's latest oppressor is female and black, so you know Michelle has suffered mightily at her hands. She's had Michelle working doubletime at Townhall just so she could pay the taxes that fund this woman's lavish lifestyle of public housing. I can't help but note the irony here: The massive "strides" Our Nation has made in "civil" "rights" have resulted in a new form of slavery in which conservatives toil on the plantations of our black Communist homosexual masters... but that's probably a blog post for another time. Getting back to my original point, it is an Outrage, especially when Michelle hurls the most damning indictment:
So, does she look familiar? This Sharon Jasper is the same Sharon Jasper profiled in the New Orleans Times-Picayune sulking in her government-subsidized apartment with hardwood floors and HUGEtastic flat-screen television and complaining that it’s a “slum:”
There's no word on what kind of countertops she has in her kitchen, but it's probably high-end onyx. Michelle is driving there right now & will be issuing updates about what she can see through the living room window. Praise Him!

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Friday cat blogging

This has been a fairly eventful week on the animal front, so I hope you'll indulge me in some cat blogging. On Wednesday the Praisecat went in to get a cyst removed from one of his paws. The doctor said it looked benign, but I requested that it be biopsied just to be sure... I'm still waiting on the results. He was also due for his periodic bloodwork & urinalysis, so he got prodded with any number of needles that day. I recently switched vets, so this experience gave him a number of new vet techs to terrorize.

Here he is in happier times, doing what he does best -- sleeping on the back of the sofa:

I've always marveled at the way he extends his back legs, almost like a Radio City Rockette doing one of her kicks. Let's take a closer look at those luscious drumsticks:

I say dip them in batter & they're good enough to eat. Credits for the photos, btw, go to Jesus, who is presently visiting the Holy Family in Texas (Sister Nancy Beth sat this trip out). Praise Him!


Thursday, December 20, 2007

Closing my eyes & thinking of England

She may have a royal stick up her ass, but at least she married her babies' daddy.

It's perfectly natural that Our Nation has had such an enduring alliance with Great Britain, despite their atrocious oral hygiene. Whether its the heckuva job those limeys did in Basra or our mutual love affair with royal families, it's clear we both possess a strong work ethic and a respect for our social betters that spring from our shared Christian heritage. However, as much as we may have enjoyed a close relationship in the past, recent developments should make us reconsider whether we want to continue having anything to do with these pasty-faced tea-sippers.

The first alarming bit of news comes from Prayer Warriors ChristianPost, who tell us that the once eminent Victorians have shed their Virtue and are now more spiritually allied to the harlotry of Victoria's Secretions. Appalling:
Over half of babies born to British women this year were born outside of marriage, according to newly released figures. ...

”We should not be surprised because for the last 20 years or more the state has connived with the metropolitan classes to tell everyone that the structure of their family does not matter in bringing up children,” Iain Duncan Smith, founder of the Center for Social Justice and a member of the parliament, told the London-based Telegraph newspaper.

"The Government has progressively removed any support for marriage, and the benefit system discriminates against couples who marry. This is a significant social landmark but it is also a very tragic story. People should recognize that what has happened has done more to damage the prospects of children than at any time for more than 100 years."
Moonbats are constantly citing England's healthcare system as a model for socialized medicine in Our Nation, despite the fact it's so terrible it even gave Rudy Giuliani's prostate cancer. The only conclusion I can draw from this is that single-payer health insurance is really another liberal plot to attack the Traditional Family. Will one of the requirements for HillaryCare be that you produce an out-of-wedlock child? The smart money says yes!

What's even more horrible, if you can imagine, is that the kids who aren't illegitimate pose an even greater threat to Christian Values -- because they're Muslims!
Statistical information released yesterday showing Muhammad is the second most popular boys name in Britain "proves Islam is becoming the majority in the UK and will one day enter every house in Europe," a senior terror leader told WND in an interview. ...

According to statistics released yesterday by Britain's Office of National Statistics, Muhammad was the most popular boys name in the UK when all of its spellings are accounted for. Jack, cited as the most popular boy's name, fell from last year by 156 babies, while Muhammad showed a regular spike. If trends continue, Muhammad could be the most popular boys name in Britain next year.
If only America's Christian parents showed similar devotion to their Faith when naming their children. How horrible it is to know that today's generation of Ethans, Ashtons, and Tanners will someday be locked in an epic clash of civilizations, most likely when they're in pre-school, and will be woefully unprepared to battle jihad because their parents didn't name them Victor Davis or Michelle Maglalang, thereby instilling in them a proper love of Freedom.

Should these trends continue, our longstanding friendship with Great Britain will cease to be a benefit to National Security and will undoubtedly become a liability. Just as parents worry their teenagers will fall in with the wrong crowd, so too should we worry that America's allies will have her engaging in pre-marital sex, ditching school, and fasting during Ramadan. The Coalition of the Willing shows that there are no shortage of countries willing to be our friends if the price is right, so I say now's the time to say cheerio to England and see if Eritrea wants to come over for a play date. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I saw mommy fondling Santa Claus

Feminism, as anyone who's read conservative blogs can tell you, cleaves neatly into two camps: humorless, doctrinaire lezbos who want to castrate straight white men, and selfish bitches who ruthlessly exploit men's noble and chivalrous instincts to their financial and sexual advantage. Despite their opposing tactics, they share the same goal: the enslavement of our penised citizens in prison camps, with the occasional release for performing heavy labor, parallel parking, or regenerating the species. They are sworn enemies of Our Nation, and will stop at nothing to achieve a matriarchal society where young male virgins are sacrificed to their wide-hipped pagan earth goddess, Rosie O'Donnell.

Part and parcel of hating America is hating Christmas, primarily because it takes away from the pagan holiday they want to force us to observe, the winter solstice, when they all strum acoustic guitars and sing about their periods. They are fanatical participants in the War on Christmas, and as I have learned from Prayer Warriors Drudge Report, the man-hungry tramp division has shown up and is reporting for duty:
A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury Fair mall.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael. ...

The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
I find it appalling that feminism has so little regard for the Values of Our Nation that they'd even resort to this sort of behavior, but I am hardly surprised. Ceding to the demands of feminists has put this country on a collision course with disaster pretty much since they were given the right to vote. I fervently pray that Our Heavenly Father once again puts a strong leader in the White House who has the fortitude to stand up to these harpies. Praise Him!

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Putting the fruit in fruit flies

Hey there, sailor, new in town?

As a Christian, I'm used to "science" constantly trying to undermine my Faith. Most of the attacks come from the Darwinists, who have been trying to force us to get it on with primates for 150 years now as part of their wacky "theory" of "evolution." Fortunately America has demonstrated a resoluteness against this onslaught of perversion that would make even Our President proud. Regrettably, that's only one front in The Left's war on Christianity.

The advancement of homosexuality is another pet cause for "science," presumably because so many scientists themselves are gay or wish they were. Part of their plan for turning Our Nation of Christian warriors into a EU-style commonwealth of florists and hairdressers is arguing that homosexuality is "natural," seemingly forgetting that such things like botulism and ebola are natural, too, and equally deadly. In their latest attempt to prove that homosexuality is predetermined rather than chosen out of spite, they're genetically modifying fruit flies into fun-loving bisexual swingers:
Is there a switch that turns you gay? That's the startling question raised again by a recent experiment in which scientists said they were able to turn on and off homosexual behavior in fruit flies.

Researchers at the University of Illinois at Chicago said they discovered what they call a "gender blind gene," or GB, in male fruit flies. A mutation in this GB gene spurred the males flies to start courting other males, as well as females. ...

"We put the males together, and they did to each other what they do when they're interested in a female: They approach her, sing her a song, lick her ... and mount her," researcher David Featherstone told ABCNEWS.com.

"They treated other males exactly the way they would treat other females. We put male flies in a chamber with males and females, and they were attracted to both with equal frequency."
Maybe it's the emotional scars left from all those sleepless nights back in the 70's worrying about killer bees, but I can hardly imagine the horrors that await should these bi-curious fruit flies somehow escape from this lab. America's orchards, fruitbowls, and produce sections would soon be turned into lurid pick-up spots listed on the internet where undercover police officers entrap Republican congressmen.

And it's not just fruit flies that scientists are recruiting; they're also creating a plague of vermin in comfortable shoes:
In another recent study, researchers showed how they could alter the way female mice smell the the sexual secretions, or pheromones, of other mice, and turn them into "lesbian mice."
Again, this is horrible stuff, not just in its irresponsibility, but in its blatantly anti-American objectives. Parents, if you've ever needed a reason to keep "science" out of your child's classroom, this is it. Praise Him!

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

What dhimmitude looks like

This is appalling:
In a dramatic reversal Saturday, the United States rejected and then accepted a compromise to set the stage for intense negotiations in the next two years aimed at reducing carbon dioxide emissions worldwide.

Protesters gather outside the conference center in Bali as delegates discuss climate change.

The White House, however, said in a statement that it still has "serious concerns" about the agreement.

"The negotiations must proceed on the view that the problem of climate change cannot be adequately addressed through commitments for emissions cuts by developed countries alone. Major developing economies must likewise act," the White House said.
President Bush is setting a deadly precedent showing that he is willing to negotiate with terrorist organizations. Who's next, the Democrats? Probably not, but this is a clear sign of American weakness.

There are many reasons to be skeptical of this treaty. The science behind is inconclusive at best, and the intentions of its proponents, particularly those that live in low-lying coastal areas, are far from pure. It's pretty clear they want us U.S. taxpayers to save their hides, which is not only greedy, but also stupid: Katrina should be a pretty clear indication of how we plan to deal with those sorts of problems. But the real reason to oppose it is that it doesn't so much as acknowledge the primary causes of global warming: Al Gore and no-fault divorce. This thing isn't worth the paper it's printed on -- paper, I might remind you, that was made from TREES that would otherwise be sucking carbon dioxide out of the air. Boy these liberals sure are hypocrites. Praise Him!

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Most Valuable Prayer

Go long!

The Left's insistence that women be free to fornicate and murder their unborn children with impunity has created an army of voracious succubi who've left behind them an endless trail of victims: their aborted fetuses, the men they seduced and then abandoned, the other men who must live in mortal terror of their sexual predations, the ruined Morals of Our Nation, and, of course, Our Heavenly Father Himself. But it wasn't until I read my Prayer Warriors at CitizenLink that I see who has suffered the most from this feminist crime wave -- college athletic programs:
If doctors had had their way, Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow wouldn't be here today.

Pam Tebow, mother of the Florida Gators quarterback, was given drugs to counter amoebic dysentery she had contracted as a missionary in the Philippines.

“They were telling her that these drugs were going to cause irreversible damage, that he was going to have devastating disabilities," said J.T. Finn, director of Pro Life America. "Because of her strong Christian faith, she chose life, and that makes her an incredible hero.”
How many potential star athletes have had lucrative endorsement deals snatched from their precious unborn fingers, just because some angry Hitlery KKKlinton clone planted a bug in his mother's ear about her "right" to be a tramp? How much merriment could their athletic prowess have brought to alumni tailgate parties? How many boys could they have lured away from feminizing pastimes like playing with dolls and doing homework, and onto the masculine battlefields of the baseball diamond or basketball court? When you ponder the staggering ramifications, it becomes clear that abortion is another tool, much like Title IX, that The Left uses to punish men for being men with the hopes of turning them gay. Until abortion and other forms of family "planning" are outlawed, men will remain second-class citizens who live at the mercy of our evil feminist overlords. Praise Him!

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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

School daze

It'll be on the final.

In the past, radical homosexual activists had to resort to clandestine means of instructing their recruits in the basics of terrorism. If you're like me, you probably didn't give those community recreation schedules so much as a passing glance before throwing them in the trash. But it was in those seemingly innocuous "Intro to Ballroom Dancing" and "Floral Arranging for Everyone" classes that the nancies could network, exchange risotto recipes, and plot how to out Republican senators while destroying Western Civilization. Now, having been emboldened by the electoral success of the Democrats in 2006 and growing public sentiment against the war in Iraq, they have seized control of California's public schools and are turning them into homosexual assembly lines:
On the heels of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's signature on S.B. 777, which opponents describe as a homosexual indoctrination plan for education districts, a pro-homosexual lobbying organization in California has launched its campaign to infuse a "gay" influence into public school curricula.

The Gay Straight Alliance recently forwarded an e-mail to its California chapters with information on how to make sure homosexuality is taught in the state's schools and warned that having students and parents simply "tolerate" homosexuality is not enough.

"In many schools, learning about LGBTQ issues takes the form of very necessary tolerance education where students are educated about the importance of not discriminating against each other," according to GSA documents. "Tolerance education is an important first step, but we need to push further.

"Infuse LGBTQ curriculum into history, social science, and literature classes," is the organization's plan.
This is a disaster in the making for Our Nation. Impregnating the beautiful minds of our precious children with the perverted love deeds of radical homosexual activists like Leonardo Da Vinci & John Maynard Keynes will result in a measurable uptick in homosexual experimentation, like joining the drama club. And how soon before other parts of the curriculum are subjugated to the whims of our homosexual overlords? Your child could come home one day and tell you about the new gay food pyramid they learned about in school (canapés at the bottom, vodka-based cocktails in the middle, and quiche on top) and that he expects that to be in his newly acquired Cher lunchbox from here on out. The parental authority of Christian parents has been undermined enough, and it's time we draw the line. Parents, insist that your children be taught that homosexuals don't exist, or the terrorists will have won. Praise Him!

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Monday, December 10, 2007


I've just added a new tag: venereal disease. Look for it any time I write about Bill Clinton. Praise Him!

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I smell Leadership

My Prayer Warriors have expressed their doubts about the fitness of Mike Huckabee to lead Our Christian Nation, and I can understand their uncertainty. His diabolical plot to impose World Communism could have put him on more t-shirts in Berkeley than Che Guevara, and had he been more on the ball, he could have bashed Valerie Plame for all that bad intelligence she put in the NIE in between games of computer solitaire at her desk. All those doubts can be cast aside, though, when you take into account the deeply Christian worldview that informs his dealings with those disgusting faggots:
GOP presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee said Sunday he won't run from his statement 15 years ago that AIDS patients should have been isolated.

Huckabee acknowledged the prevailing scientific view then, and since, that the virus that causes AIDS is not spread through casual contact, but said that was not certain. He cited revelations in 1991 that a dentist had infected a patient in an extraordinary case that highlighted the risk of infection through contact with blood or bodily fluids.

"I still believe this today," he said in a broadcast interview, that "we were acting more out of political correctness" in responding to the AIDS crisis. "I don't run from it, I don't recant it," he said of his position in 1992. Yet he said he would state his view differently in retrospect.
A very sensible stance. Not only is HIV spread through casual contact, but so is homosexuality. Had it not been permitted to spread like wildfire for the past 20 years, Rosie O'Donnell would be a happily married gym teacher and the late 90's boy-band resurgence would never have happened.

Obviously he's being mau-maued by radical homosexual activists with their usual cries of hydrophobia, so Mr. Huckabee has taken the high road and classily apologized to them for the fact that they have to be so gay and stupid:
In an interview on "Fox News Sunday," the former Arkansas governor denied those words were a call to quarantine the AIDS population, although he did not explain how else isolation would be achieved. "I didn't say we should quarantine," he said. The idea was not to "lock people up."

Huckabee stated his 1992 positions in an AP questionnaire in which he also called homosexuality "an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle."
And there you have it. I haven't decided which candidate I am going to endorse (I keep hoping they'll exhume Reagan's corpse & enter him in time for the California primary), but Mr. Huckabee is showing himself to be a worthy heir to the Republican throne. Praise Him!

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Like a phoenix from the ashes...

In order to further their evil plot of giving Americans E. Coli, whistling at white chicks with impunity, and keeping Michelle Malkin from getting a choice parking spot at 7-Eleven, illegal immigrants have had to effectively neuter the Republican Party. This is seen to greatest effect here in California, where liberal Hollywood celebrities employ these terroristas as "poolboys" at their palatial estates, resulting in a hybrid species of moonbat that combines the worst of traits of Barbra Streisand and Antonio Banderas. While The Left's army of libtard fruit-vending celebutante lovechildren may have reduced the GOP to a permanent electoral underclass here in the Golden State, it's important to keep in mind that El Hombre can't bust our music:
Thirteen years after a ballot measure against illegal immigration fractured the state Republican Party, the issue again is front and center in California's upcoming presidential primary.

Moderates who have argued that an unyielding stance against illegal immigration would further erode the party's strength in this increasing polyglot state have effectively been silenced by GOP forces calling for a hard-line crackdown. ...

"There is more unity among Republicans in this state on illegal immigration than on anything else, including taxes," said Tom Hudson, chairman of the Republican Party in Placer County, near Sacramento, one of the most conservative counties in the state.
I predict the mighty sight that our united front of resistance presents will shock & awe Latinos into submission, resulting in an invigorated Republican Party that sweeps the 2008 elections, builds the new Berlin Wall, and sends all the Democrats back to Mexico where they belong. Praise Him!

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007


Bats left, throws right, hates America

Radical homosexual activists have long used physical fitness as a carrot to lure Christian Womanhood into their sinful lifestyle. Were it not for their diabolical efforts, millions of girls could have outgrown their tomboy phase and experienced the joys Our Divine Creator had intended for them during the typical all-American adolescence: fixating on boys, obsessing about their weight, and purging those heavy meals to make sure they can fit into that cheerleader's uniform for next Saturday's game. Instead, they were led down the glamourless, Christless road to damnation, defined calves, and a possible daytime talkshow gig. But just when it appears that America's young ladies are banished to the woeful life of softball matches and Melissa Etheridge concerts, the Sacred balm of makeup, God's gift to His fallen daughters of Eve, appears, much like an Angel of The Lord, showing them the way out of the eternal darkness of lesbianism:
What does it take to run a marathon? If you're first-time marathoner Katie Holmes it takes lots of training, a good pair of running shoes and apparently, some eyeliner.

A photo taken of Holmes after she finished the New York Marathon set beauty bloggers buzzing because it looked like Holmes was wearing makeup during the 26.2-mile run through the streets of Manhattan — a practice normally frowned upon by hard-core racers.

But Holmes is hardly the only celebrity to think sweating and a little shimmer go hand in hand. Serena Williams has been known to enter the Center Court at Wimbledon in full glamour mode.

So, do cosmetics and exercise mix? The answer depends on whom you ask.
As you can expect anytime MSM covers Faith in Our Nation, Liberal Media offers its trademark "balance" by giving some unhinged member of The Left a platform to spout their usual America-hating nonsense. Rather than Rejoicing in the deliverance from Sin cosmetics offer, we get more Christianity-bashing under the guise of "science":
David Goldberg, of Mount Sinai Medical Center and director of Skin Laser and Surgery Specialists in New York and New Jersey, couldn't be more clear: "My recommendation is not to wear makeup."
Had Mr. Goldberg had said this of a Muslim custom, there'd be rioting in the streets of Khartoum tonight and Hillary Clinton calling for his head. But since it's perfectly fashionable to denigrate Christianity, this slight against Our Faith will probably go unnoticed, once again showing Christians remain America's most persecuted minority. Praise Him!

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